Author Topic: The only solution to crime is to BAN TEH IPODS! (Read 1360 times)

eagl · « **on:** July 20, 2006, 07:17:45 AM »

It seems in the UK, ipods are causing crime. Yet another thing to ban?

http://crave.cnet.co.uk/digitalmusic/0,39029432,49282165,00.htm

My advice to our UK brethern - if you ban ipods, only criminals will have ipods.

deSelys · « **Reply #1 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:31:07 AM »

Or adopt a US-like law: only ipods with storage for at max 10 songs are allowed...

Shifty · « **Reply #2 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:38:42 AM »

Don't forget safety locks and a week long safety course.

Nilsen · « **Reply #3 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:47:32 AM »

I almost killed an "ipodder" a week ago. I was driving down the street im my dads new car when one of them who clearly could not hear me comming decided to cross the street without looking.
He had his back in my direction when he had the urge to cross...

Unfortionatly I missed him by a few cm.

deSelys · « **Reply #4 on:** July 20, 2006, 07:50:56 AM »

After the 'motorboat incident', you dad still lets you drive his new car?

Does he have Alzeimher or something??

Nilsen · « **Reply #5 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:01:39 AM »

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Originally posted by deSelys
After the 'motorboat incident', you dad still lets you drive his new car?

Does he have Alzeimher or something??

hehehe... maybe he figures that i have spent all my bad luck

lazs2 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:02:39 AM »

friggin music zombies..

lazs

deSelys · « **Reply #7 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:08:21 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
hehehe... maybe he figures that i have spent all my alcohol induced bad luck

Nilsen · « **Reply #8 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:24:54 AM »

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Originally posted by deSelys
<--- look at me! Im green with envy

cant blame you!

lukster · « **Reply #9 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:35:10 AM »

His assailants held what felt like a semi-automatic weapon to the back of Cocker's head and told him, "we're taking all your stuff".

How does a semi-automatic weapon feel compared to say a revolver, or a tube of lipstick for that matter? I might expect that lazs could "feel" the difference in the back of his head but not a limey.

lazs2 · « **Reply #10 on:** July 20, 2006, 08:39:39 AM »

"bad luck"?

Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah... every friggin new guy at AA meetings 15 years ago...

lazs

Nilsen · « **Reply #11 on:** July 20, 2006, 09:22:16 AM »

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Originally posted by lazs2
"bad luck"?

Where have I heard that before? Oh yeah... every friggin new guy at AA meetings 15 years ago...

lazs

would not know.. have never had the need to go to any AA meetings.

Makarov9 · « **Reply #12 on:** July 20, 2006, 09:30:54 AM »

You can have my iPod when you pry it out of my cold dead hands.

soda72 · « **Reply #13 on:** July 20, 2006, 09:57:15 AM »

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His assailants held what felt like a semi-automatic weapon

I thought guns were banned in the UK..

Debonair · « **Reply #14 on:** July 20, 2006, 12:49:07 PM »

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Originally posted by lukster
His assailants held what felt like a semi-automatic weapon to the back of Cocker's head and told him, "we're taking all your stuff".

How does a semi-automatic weapon feel compared to say a revolver, or a tube of lipstick for that matter? I might expect that lazs could "feel" the difference in the back of his head but not a limey.

in case they back in to a weapons cache on a shelf during a blackout, all patriotic english go out of their way to learn proper weapon identification for this particular situation, as you can see, it comes in quite handy