"Dear Kofi Annan,
Whenever I order my minions to shoot missiles at Israeli cities, those mean old Israelis shoot back!
The nerve of those guys!
I have taken to launching my rockets and missiles from amongst populated areas, thinking the Israelis wouldn't dare strike me there but those bassages STILL shoot back and kill my loyal freedom fighters!
Can you suggest a better place for me to set up my rocket launchers so the Israelis won't shoot back?
I was thinking on using the rooftops of clearly marked hospitals. What do you think?
Thanks,
Sheikh Hassan Nasrallah
Dear Has,
Israelis.... what can you do?
Try the tops of hospitals, it just might work for you.
Good luck,
Kofi"