Doobs... you ever yell at a cat? It's kind a like that with me. Let me explain.
What you yell at the cat.
SOB cat what the BLEEP are you doing on that counter.
I'm going to kick your bleepin A** from here to eternity.
I'm going to beat you in the BLEEPIn head with a cinder block.
What the cat hears
ABSOLOUTLY NOTHING just stares back at you with the "what did i do / I'm innocent " look.
I have perfected this look.
Bronk