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Offline Saintaw

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« Reply #15 on: August 02, 2006, 04:31:48 PM »
Segal and his movies... where to start.

To cut it short: Each of his movies is a worse rerun of the previous one. Yet, for some unknown reason, I probably have seen most of them... hmmm
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« Reply #16 on: August 02, 2006, 04:35:23 PM »
I heard once that he's an environmental whacko.  Is that really the case or not?
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« Reply #17 on: August 02, 2006, 05:14:32 PM »
He's been a one hit wonder to me

Under Seige was great.  Maybe there was one or two more that were ok.

But his other movies, that for some reason SpikeTV insists on airing all the time, are the cheesiest of the cheesy.

I caught the end of one, some sorta "grab the nuke, I'll fly the chopper one mile off the coast in deep water so it doesnt harm anyone".  It was just painful to watch.

The man has the tough guy look...but its come and gone.  Yet they are still making these low budget movies around his various grimaces, poses and the sort.
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« Reply #18 on: August 02, 2006, 05:34:39 PM »
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I shouldn't tell you this, but joking around, right after that movie came out my buddy had a SOG knife, real deal, and i was flailing it around on my lunch break from work...

stabbed myself in the head :rofl

"Umm boss... I can't come back from lunch, I'm at the hospital."

I was a moran back then.
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Well that explains the avatar then.
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« Reply #19 on: August 02, 2006, 06:03:58 PM »
To anyone who ever studied real Aikido, Steven Segal is not only a pompous prettythang, he's a sellout.  What he does in his movies and teaches in his .......... schools ........... is not Aikido. Thats like saying Tae Kwon Do is the same as Karate.  He STARTED with Aikido, but he perverted it to his own version that looks more heroic on film (he gets to smack people around).  Oh, and did I mention he's a pompous prettythang?  I dont waste money on his movies, nor do I waste my television time.
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« Reply #20 on: August 03, 2006, 01:26:30 AM »
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To anyone who ever studied real Aikido, Steven Segal is not only a pompous prettythang, he's a sellout.  What he does in his movies and teaches in his .......... schools ........... is not Aikido. Thats like saying Tae Kwon Do is the same as Karate.  He STARTED with Aikido, but he perverted it to his own version that looks more heroic on film (he gets to smack people around).  Oh, and did I mention he's a pompous prettythang?  I dont waste money on his movies, nor do I waste my television time.


The maritial arts in most movies are tweaked and perverted to look good. This is not something SS has a monopoly on.
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« Reply #21 on: August 03, 2006, 01:42:21 AM »
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He would kick some Chuck Norris bellybutton too :aok


"They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"
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« Reply #22 on: August 03, 2006, 01:48:57 AM »
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"They once tried to carve Chuck Norris's face into Mount Rushmore, but the granite wasn't hard enough for his beard"


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« Reply #23 on: August 03, 2006, 01:51:57 AM »
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Yeah...but when I saw him in one of his most recent movies, it looked like he was carrying around a spare tire.

   

Im not sure what it was, but I saw him on some show where he was showing off his guitar and sword collection. The fat bastard had to weigh 300lb or more. He was wearing some native American looking mumu thing.
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« Reply #24 on: August 03, 2006, 01:56:23 AM »
He's a bag of sweetheart.

Only person he could take down in real life was his fine-ass-wife. In fact, while living in LA, I became friends with a Nepalese whose father was charged with the task of building a shrine on Segal's property. He built the shrine. Segal has yet to pay.

That was three years ago.

Short Live Segal.

Oh yeah, Erika Elleniak Rocks.
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« Reply #25 on: August 03, 2006, 01:59:48 AM »
Dont forget to pick up his new blues album "Mojo Priest":aok


http://www.stevenseagal.com/music/
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« Reply #26 on: August 03, 2006, 03:53:22 AM »
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...movie is on now.

I swear...does the man wear a mask or does he really have only ONE facial expression?

Steven Seagal angry:  tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down

Steven Seagal happy:  tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down

Steven Seagal sad:  tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down



...............and all fo this with his hands folded calmly in front of him...........even in a nuclear attack. :)
His sis aint too shabby though. :aok
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« Reply #27 on: August 03, 2006, 09:42:56 AM »
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« Reply #28 on: August 03, 2006, 09:53:16 AM »
:rofl
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« Reply #29 on: August 03, 2006, 09:59:19 AM »
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He's a bag of sweetheart.

Only person he could take down in real life was his fine-ass-wife. In fact, while living in LA, I became friends with a Nepalese whose father was charged with the task of building a shrine on Segal's property. He built the shrine. Segal has yet to pay.

That was three years ago.

Short Live Segal.

Oh yeah, Erika Elleniak Rocks.


And lets not forget his , coughcough Akido skills.
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