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Offline Shuckins

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« on: August 02, 2006, 03:09:50 PM »
...movie is on now.

I swear...does the man wear a mask or does he really have only ONE facial expression?

Steven Seagal angry:  tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down

Steven Seagal happy:  tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down

Steven Seagal sad:  tight lipped glare with eyebrows drawn down

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« Reply #1 on: August 02, 2006, 03:14:37 PM »
he can still kick Jon claude van damns but :aok

BTW which one is on? out for justice is probably my fav ;)
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« Reply #2 on: August 02, 2006, 03:17:08 PM »
Yeah...but when I saw him in one of his most recent movies, it looked like he was carrying around a spare tire.

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« Reply #3 on: August 02, 2006, 03:18:40 PM »
It's "Belly of the Beast."

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« Reply #4 on: August 02, 2006, 03:28:55 PM »
Under Siege kicked ass.

Erika Eleniak jumping topless out of a cake.

Cinema masterpiece.

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« Reply #5 on: August 02, 2006, 03:33:55 PM »
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Under Siege kicked ass.

Erika Eleniak jumping topless out of a cake.

Cinema masterpiece.


Erika, mmm, mmm, yummy!  She's a hottie!
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« Reply #6 on: August 02, 2006, 03:43:55 PM »
See Rule #7
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« Reply #7 on: August 02, 2006, 03:44:21 PM »
He would kick some Chuck Norris bellybutton too :aok

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« Reply #8 on: August 02, 2006, 03:51:45 PM »
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See Rule #7


IIRC Kelly LeBrock?  or the wife before?
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« Reply #9 on: August 02, 2006, 03:55:42 PM »
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IIRC Kelly LeBrock?  or the wife before?
It was his Japanese wife, he ran the dojo though.

was the only american to ever do it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_segal talks about it, but there is alot of speculation, and that entry seems a bit biased against him. I saw something I forgot where that showed footage of him teaching, and doing exihbitions before he got into acting, he was really good non-choreographed fighting, he actually knows real fighting not just hollywood fake fighting.
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« Reply #10 on: August 02, 2006, 03:58:25 PM »
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It was his Japanese wife, he ran the dojo though.

was the only american to ever do it.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steven_segal talks about it, but there is alot of speculation, and that entry seems a bit biased against him. I saw something I forgot where that showed footage of him teaching, and doing exihbitions before he got into acting, he was really good non-choreographed fighting, he actually knows real fighting not just hollywood fake fighting.


Cool.  The best scene IMO was both Steven and Tommy Lee Jones having that knife fight in Under Siege.  Tommy is a student of Aikido as well.
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« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2006, 04:06:23 PM »
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Cool.  The best scene IMO was both Steven and Tommy Lee Jones having that knife fight in Under Siege.  Tommy is a student of Aikido as well.
I shouldn't tell you this, but joking around, right after that movie came out my buddy had a SOG knife, real deal, and i was flailing it around on my lunch break from work...

stabbed myself in the head :rofl

"Umm boss... I can't come back from lunch, I'm at the hospital."

I was a moran back then.
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« Reply #12 on: August 02, 2006, 04:16:57 PM »
Always been something about Segal. Dont know what it is.

that makes me want to hit him the the head with a brick just as hard as I can
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« Reply #13 on: August 02, 2006, 04:27:24 PM »
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I shouldn't tell you this, but joking around, right after that movie came out my buddy had a SOG knife, real deal, and i was flailing it around on my lunch break from work...

stabbed myself in the head :rofl

"Umm boss... I can't come back from lunch, I'm at the hospital."

I was a moran back then.
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« Reply #14 on: August 02, 2006, 04:29:17 PM »
Ennis, Montana in 1992 or there abouts.

Steven Seagul owned a "working ranch" as they call it in Ennis.  He usually flew in and barked orders, spent a weekend and flew out. Had a really nice limo at the ranch.  His drive way became alittle washed out so Seagul comes into town to find a contractor to grade it.

Now, Ennis has become quite the Hollywood star town, starting with of course all the stars from Gunsmoke stayed in Ennis while they shot scenes in the nearby Virginia City in the 60's, then Jane and Ted buying a buffalo ranch in around the area back in the 80's.  They filmed Lonesome Dove 2 there, parts of "A river runs through it", and .  Most of these stars blend in with the surround area and local residents, driving 4WD vehicles, dressing in casual jeans and shirt....

But not Seagul.  He comes into town with his limo and driver, looking for Frank, who was the only guy with big equipment in town during that time for grading drive ways.  Frank was an alcoholic, he had hired hands do the dirty work of his business, but Frank wrote the contracts.  Seagull was told the only place you find Frank is at the Silver Dollar Saloon drinking after 1:pm in the afternoon.  

So Seagul shows up, in limo, with driver, in a suit.  He tells the driver to go into the bar and get frank and they'll do the contract in the back of the limo.

The driver tells Frank the situation, and Frank tells the driver "You tell that pompuoes (sp) SOB that if he wants my services, HE comes to ME, in here!".  The driver goes out to tell Seagull and sure enough Seagull goes in and signs the contract in the Silver Dollar Saloon, full of cowboys that have recently finished their work on the local ranches....in his suit.

Well, a few years later, Seagull gets in trouble with the law in California.  He beat up his girlfriend.  The judge slaps Seagull's hands and puts a restraint order on him.  So, Seagull, being the classy gentleman he is, sends one of his BODY GUARDS to beat her up.  She sues, Seagull is forced to sell his ranch in Ennis to pay.  End of story.  Just another hollywood pric.
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