Author Topic: Steven Seagal... (Read 811 times)

Shuckins · « **Reply #30 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:12:36 AM »

No way he could take Norris.

Chuck Norris works out and hones his martial arts skills religiously. He'd wear Segal's pudgy arse out through shear stamina, if nothing else.

Regards, Shuckins

moot · « **Reply #31 on:** August 03, 2006, 10:25:00 AM »

Didn't Bruce Lee kick Norris' ass?

MrRiplEy[H] · « **Reply #32 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:49:56 PM »

I saw a Jean Claude Van Damme movie recently. It was so bad that it had unintentional humor. It was one of the top 3 bad movies I've ever seen.

It was so bad that I cursed myself for switching to that channel, yet it was interesting how bad it could get. And it did.

After the movie finished, I felt that I got robbed for 1 hour of my life.

Captain Virgil Hilts · « **Reply #33 on:** August 03, 2006, 12:57:45 PM »

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Originally posted by moot
Didn't Bruce Lee kick Norris' ass?

Bruce Lee broke Chuck Norris's neck during the making of a film, from what I've read. I cannot remember the film, it may have been "Enter the Dragon".

Red Tail 444 · « **Reply #34 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:06:14 PM »

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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
To anyone who ever studied real Aikido, Steven Segal is not only a pompous prettythang, he's a sellout. What he does in his movies and teaches in his .......... schools ........... is not Aikido. Thats like saying Tae Kwon Do is the same as Karate. He STARTED with Aikido, but he perverted it to his own version that looks more heroic on film (he gets to smack people around). Oh, and did I mention he's a pompous prettythang? I dont waste money on his movies, nor do I waste my television time.

Hiroyuki Sanada (last samauri), and probably Jackie Chan, would straight up PWN Seagal, or Norris, for that matter.

Only difference is that these martial artists don't try to portray themselves as bad-asses. You can't argue their talent in various disciplines, however.

fuzeman · « **Reply #35 on:** August 03, 2006, 01:09:20 PM »

"When Steven Seagal kills a ninja, he only takes its hide. When Chuck Norris kills a ninja, he uses every part."

"Jean-Claude Van Damme once kicked Chuck Norris' ass. He was then awakened from his dream by a roundhouse kick to the face."

"A movie scene depicting Chuck Norris losing a fight with Bruce Lee was the product of history's most expensive visual effect. When adjusted for inflation, the effect cost more than the Gross National Product of Paraguay."

"Chuck Norris invented his own type of karate. It's called Chuck-Will-Kill."

Sorry, couldn't help myself.