Kids

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by SunKing
wow, knowing his intent you stayed calm? Awesome selfcontrol.

Hehe! I think I should have hung a sarcasm tag on that one.
No, the trick in the explaining is ....how good the health is now and how bad it can become very quickly under the right circumsatances.  
Take for example the first instance I mentioned. I knocked his gourd jelly loose. When he came back to this world somewhat, I kicked his sorry butt out the door, none too gently.
He stopped at a convienient store in a small town not too far up the road. The local Barney saw he had a little blood flow probelm and talked him into filing county charges to the tune of assault with bodily injury.
One small talk with him later and he was able to see the error of his ways and drop the charges.
All things can be worked out if you know how to explain things to an unexperienced individual.

[Sandman]

Originally posted by Eagler
kids are over rated

if I had to do it again, i'd probably just get a couple of puppies..

There is no greater joy than that of raising children. They bring completeness to an otherwise dull and meaningless life.

Er... at least that's what I kept telling myself to keep from killing them in their sleep.

[midnight Target]

It's amazing, but they all seem to grow a brain sometime around age 20-21.

Hang in there.

[Hawklore]

You know, she was hoping you'd speak in one of your other langauges to help her get out of a bad situation.

Perhaps she knew she fluffied up and needed your help somehow?

[Shuckins]

A friend explained the problem to me this way:

Around the age of 14, aliens slip into your house at night and steal your child, leaving behind an evil doppelganger.

You don't get your real child back until he's 21.

[AWMac]

Mom is in her room now reading her the Riot Act, the ABC's, the Monroe Doctrine, Gettysburg Address in Engrish and Korean..soon it will be hair pullin and slap down time. There's nothing worse that an Asian Woman pisssed off.  And for my Daughter to tell the Police that we don't speak Engrish just lit Moms fuze even more.  My oldest Daughter in Houston said if she was up here there'd be not doubt about an assss wippin.

Callin the Army Recruiters office today.

Mac

[xrtoronto]

Originally posted by AWMac
She told the police officer that her Mom and Dad cant speak English.

LOL

...gotta give her credit!:cool:

[Eagler]

Originally posted by Shuckins
A friend explained the problem to me this way:

Around the age of 14, aliens slip into your house at night and steal your child, leaving behind an evil doppelganger.

You don't get your real child back until he's 21.

my alien must have got lost or something as that ship is almost 7 years late cause my oldest turns 28 in Nov .. could have had 2 black labs or boxers by now
bout his only saving grace is her:

[Furball]

shes 17...

come on man, its a party!

[Wolfala]

Originally posted by Jackal1
I took him for a little ride that I`m sure he will always remember................in the truck bed....in his pickup.

I want to hear the entire story!

[AquaShrimp]

So here I am 3:30 in the morning talking to Police, which were cool about the whole thing. They were gonna put my Daughter in Juvvie and my Son in DHS...

Now here is a Daughter on the National Society Honor Roll, Honor Student and writes for the local Paper her dream is to be a Journalism...she was watching my Son and went to a party that got raided by the Police.

So your kids are smart enough to know right and wrong, but still choose to lie.  Send them to the army.  If they are really as smart as you think they are, they will succeed.  And in 4 years, if they have straightened up and learned some discipline, they can go to college for free.

[Vudak]

Originally posted by AquaShrimp
So your kids are smart enough to know right and wrong, but still choose to lie.  Send them to the army.  If they are really as smart as you think they are, they will succeed.  And in 4 years, if they have straightened up and learned some discipline, they can go to college for free.

"Send them to the Army"

Kinda think she MIGHT have somewhat of a say in that...

Anyway, I wouldn't worry about it too much.  Judging by the "my parents don't speak English" line she gave to the cops, I'd say she's not very experienced in this sort of thing.

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by Wolfala
I want to hear the entire story!

What story? I don`t know no stinkeeeeen story.

Not much to it other than what was above.
He ended up getting 10 years vacation time provided by the state about a year after this little incident. He had a habit of borrowing things out of peoples homes that they didn`t lend him.

[Jackal1]

Originally posted by Vudak
"Send them to the Army"

Kinda think she MIGHT have somewhat of a say in that...
 

Kinda think we have found another one who doesn`t understand that things can be explained to you in such a way that you will see the light.
P.O. a lot of Moms and Dads off enough and it is not "time out" or coddling time.

Good luck Mac. I feel for ya bro. Been there, done that.

[Vudak]

Originally posted by Jackal1
Kinda think we have found another one who doesn`t understand that things can be explained to you in such a way that you will see the light.
P.O. a lot of Moms and Dads off enough and it is not "time out" or coddling time.

If you were my father, and you tried to pull that **** with me, it'd be straight off to the bong for me.

"Sooooorry dad, guess I'll have to wait another month "

My father was all about "spare the rod and spoil the child" too, it didn't work any better then "coddling..."  I'm still a screw up