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Offline Rash

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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2006, 05:27:59 PM »
Big life insurance policy on yourself.
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« Reply #16 on: August 15, 2006, 05:34:45 PM »
Jewlery.

Diamonds.

Gold.

Platinum.

Tennis Braclet.

Ankle Braclet. (Big Hit with my wife)

Necklace.

Ear Rings.

Trip to Bath and Body Works , Nice Dinner , Platinum Ear Rings with small diamonds for desert for her and your desert when ya get home.  SCOREEEEEEEE
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« Reply #17 on: August 15, 2006, 05:38:01 PM »
Something that vibrates ???






















Like a Harley :D
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« Reply #18 on: August 15, 2006, 06:08:09 PM »
I gave my wife a good mountain bicycle.
She was very happy with it, and me too:D
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« Reply #19 on: August 15, 2006, 09:32:46 PM »
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Jewlery.

Tennis Braclet.
This is also a no-no. Tennis bracelets are known as "he screwed around on me" bracelets.
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« Reply #20 on: August 15, 2006, 09:41:42 PM »
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This is also a no-no. Tennis bracelets are known as "he screwed around on me" bracelets.


:rofl I have never heard that:rofl


Huh.....how would you know this ?:lol
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« Reply #21 on: August 15, 2006, 09:43:34 PM »
<--- waiting for the breaking news story of how some merikan chick going through midlife crisis shot and served her hubby up as Minced Pork Pie.
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« Reply #22 on: August 15, 2006, 10:02:57 PM »
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:rofl I have never heard that:rofl


Huh.....how would you know this ?:lol
I have a friend that owns a gold & silver place. She and my sister have told me the same thing.
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« Reply #23 on: August 15, 2006, 10:04:34 PM »
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<--- waiting for the breaking news story of how some merikan chick going through midlife crisis shot and served her hubby up as Minced Pork Pie.
Well, you have indeed penetrated Holden and Charon's tricky code.  Well done sir, however did the boys at Blechley Park do without you?

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« Reply #24 on: August 15, 2006, 10:38:49 PM »
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I've gotten my wife a couple of gifts for her 30th, wanted to see if y'all had any other ideas.

1. A Walther P22 - We both love this pistol, she fired many hundreds of rounds through a rental last year.
2. A meat grinder attachment for the Kitchenaid - She's been having a real tough time with ground beef lately because of the weight loss surgery, the gristle that's in most of the commercial stuff we buy is a pain.  My thought: We'll be able to grind out own stuff AFTER removing the connective tissue that makes gristle.

That's two homers, afaict, but I'd like to get some other small stuff.  Am I missing anything obvious?  She's planning on becoming a real-estate agent or working for HUD, if that helps...


lol, you are on best way to become divorced or dead :)
even cheap peace of jevelery and flowers + go out to dance club or dinner in nice restaurrant
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« Reply #25 on: August 15, 2006, 10:54:28 PM »
Have to agree with with rpm & company....utility type gifts are death sentences, as are anything to do with weight. (My familiy is pretty big, so I get previews of the married life). I'll have to say, the best gift I gave my girl was a bracelet-watch she noticed in a magazine one day.....I acted like I didn't care, but when she saw what I gave her it was tears of joy =)
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« Reply #26 on: August 15, 2006, 11:50:12 PM »
Never hurts to treat her all girly...
I just recently got my wife a gift certificate for a massage for her B-day... she loved it.

And if she doesn't like it... a least i didn't give her the ability to kill me and a means to dispose of my body... :D
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« Reply #27 on: August 16, 2006, 01:02:33 AM »
ladies dig rabbits.   :aok
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #28 on: August 16, 2006, 01:03:56 AM »
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I've gotten my wife a couple of gifts for her 30th, wanted to see if y'all had any other ideas.

1. A Walther P22 - We both love this pistol, she fired many hundreds of rounds through a rental last year.
2. A meat grinder attachment for the Kitchenaid - She's been having a real tough time with ground beef lately because of the weight loss surgery, the gristle that's in most of the commercial stuff we buy is a pain.  My thought: We'll be able to grind out own stuff AFTER removing the connective tissue that makes gristle.

That's two homers, afaict, but I'd like to get some other small stuff.  Am I missing anything obvious?  She's planning on becoming a real-estate agent or working for HUD, if that helps...


Ok heres another homer for ya.

Give her a gift certificate for a day at a spa.
Complete with massage, Manacure, pedicure, the works

No way you loose with that one.

Ask any woman
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« Reply #29 on: August 16, 2006, 02:58:20 AM »
Lingerie
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