Name your top favorite dumbest things since 2000

[soda72]

"I did not have sexual relations with ...

oops wrong century...

ok,,  

how bout...

Kerry saying "I actually did vote for the $87 billion before I voted against it....

[FUNKED1]

Too easy.

[Iceman24]

I got 3, all GW televised speeches lol

"I'm a war time president, I make decisions in the oval office with war on my mind"

"I don't know where Bin Laden is, frankly I don't spend that much time thinking about him, his ability to wage war is over"

"We're gonna smoke out those terrorists, we'll hunt em down and find em, now everyone watch this drive"

[1K3]

Every bloopers on GWB speeches (quite amusing too), especially when he misspronounced the word "strategy"

Baghdad Bob

2004 California Governor elections

[Meatwad]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
This recent "Dumb thing" just appeared today:



Do as I say, not as I do.

Hey thats pretty close to here. Obama is a joke beyond jokes, about half as smart as bush

[x0847Marine]

The US government, I find hilarious...A study by the Defense Department's inspector general found:

A TRILLION US tax dollars vanished into thin air.
They paid $640 for a toilet seat.
56 airplanes, 32 tanks, and 36 Javelin missile command launch-units were lost by the US Army... meaning they have no idea where they are.

Even funnier, nobody will ever be held accountable while re-pubes + democraps will continue to spend billions drowning out any voices calling for and end to this poop.

[Maniac]

Originally posted by xrtoronto
"Fool me once, shame on — shame on you. Fool me — you can't get fooled again."

watch the clip

If you like that one, you sure will like this one, its more recent tough.



http://onegoodmove.org/1gm/1gmarchive/2006/08/my_position_is.html

I made my position clear, about this war on terror. I a and by the way the enemy made their position clear yet again when they when ... when a when we're able stop em.

[Ripsnort]

I always laugh when I see people bashing other people on their public speaking. I always wonder how these bashers would do in front of millions on camera in their own public speaking skills...just the thought of it cracks me up.  The largest group I've spoke in front of was 200 people, I've had two public speaking courses in college, and I prepared well in advance, yet I still stumbled during that particular speaking engagement, even with all my preparation.

[AquaShrimp]

The dumbest thing I've seen since 2000 was a speach given by this tall, bald guy.  There were about 200 of us in the audience, and this dude was just jabbering on, mixing up phrases, mispronouncing words.  I didn't know if he was on drugs, mentally retarded, or what.  Someone later told me he had taken a couple of speaking courses in college.  Hope he got a refund!

[lasersailor184]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
I always laugh when I see people bashing other people on their public speaking. I always wonder how these bashers would do in front of millions on camera in their own public speaking skills...just the thought of it cracks me up.  The largest group I've spoke in front of was 200 people, I've had two public speaking courses in college, and I prepared well in advance, yet I still stumbled during that particular speaking engagement, even with all my preparation.

I personally dread public speaking.  But a trick I've found to give me confidence (or something like that) was to wear a single earphone and play music while I'm speaking.

[DREDIOCK]

1- The political Arguements in the O'Club
2- Bahgdad Bob
3-The political Arguements in the O'Club

[dmf]

Don't worry mam, I'm from the Govt, I'm here to help.

[Elfie]

Freedom Fries was pretty stupid.

Baghdad Bob was just funny

[Rolex]

Having confidence in your topic and ideas is more important than having confidence in yourself. Confidence in yourself is useless if what you're saying is crap.

Some people are genuinely shy. That doesn't make them bad people or not knowlegeable about a topic. The content is important. In internal business meetings, good presentation skill is simply concise and precise information. It isn't an American Idol audition. Clear thinkers who focus on the task at hand will always do better than muddy thinkers who are concerned more about how they look to others. The (very) old analogy of how men look at a woman's skirt is still true today - it should be long enough to cover the important things, but short enough to make it interesting.

Of course people will be nervous the first time they have to speak or perform something in front of a large audience. Not everyone can be good at everything in the world. If it isn't your first time and you overly fret at how others are perceiving you instead of thinking about, and connecting with, your audience, you probably have some narcissism going on.

No course can teach you to have panache and an extemporaneous wit.

[midnight Target]

Originally posted by AquaShrimp
The dumbest thing I've seen since 2000 was a speach given by this tall, bald guy.  There were about 200 of us in the audience, and this dude was just jabbering on, mixing up phrases, mispronouncing words.  I didn't know if he was on drugs, mentally retarded, or what.  Someone later told me he had taken a couple of speaking courses in college.  Hope he got a refund!

Now THAT was funny!