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« Reply #30 on: August 22, 2006, 10:30:20 PM »
I read a sign in a mall here and it said:

"Ears pierced while you wait"

:rolleyes:

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« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2006, 10:37:12 PM »
Jeez...that reminds me...just a couple stores down from where the ear piercing sign was is the food court.

There was a sign at the entrance of a fast food place that read: "Experienced cook wanted. Apply within"

That sign was written with white chalk on a small blackboard at the entrance to the counter. Someone came along and with his thumb, removed the right side of the second "o" in cook. That second "o" now looked like a "c".

We laughed our arses off all the way through lunch!:)

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« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2006, 10:39:58 PM »
:rofl
See Rule 19- Do not place sausage on pizza.
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« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2006, 10:47:54 PM »
:rofl Toronto


I'm gonna go with people on the BBs that don't know when they have overstayed their welcome.
Who are you to wave your finger?

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« Reply #34 on: August 23, 2006, 08:36:05 AM »
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The US government, I find hilarious...A study by the Defense Department's inspector general found:

A TRILLION US tax dollars vanished into thin air.
They paid $640 for a toilet seat.
56 airplanes, 32 tanks, and 36 Javelin missile command launch-units were lost by the US Army... meaning they have no idea where they are.


damn, im glad you cleared that up, I had no idea what lost meant...

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« Reply #35 on: August 23, 2006, 07:03:16 PM »
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Originally posted by xrtoronto
I read a sign in a mall here and it said:

"Ears pierced while you wait"

:rolleyes:


Naaa, I'd rather leave mine and continue shoping :) ( heres your sign )

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« Reply #36 on: August 23, 2006, 07:09:54 PM »
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:rofl Toronto


I'm gonna go with people on the BBs that don't know when they have overstayed their welcome.


I was never welcomed...is there gifts that go along with that?


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Watching neighbors across the street mow the lawn. He hits something in the grass and lawnmower started making strange noises. He then stops, walks around to the side where the opening expells the cut grass. He then proceeds to get on his knees and look inside this vent while its still running. About this time the lawnmower launches the object he hit and hit him square in the forehead. He sits back on his butt and rubs his forehead. Meanwhile Im laying in my frontyard laughing my arse off.
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« Reply #37 on: August 23, 2006, 07:23:40 PM »
No Contest:

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« Reply #38 on: August 23, 2006, 11:09:24 PM »
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Every bloopers on GWB speeches (quite amusing too), especially when he misspronounced the word "strategy"


It was Will Ferrel on SNL who coined the term "strategery".
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« Reply #39 on: August 23, 2006, 11:19:07 PM »
It is dumb that people insist that a person that sounds dumb, looks dumb and acts dumb, is not dumb because he belongs to a certain political party.
I dont know that it is the dumbest thing since 2000, but certainly it is biblically dumb.

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« Reply #40 on: August 24, 2006, 10:01:10 AM »
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The US government, I find hilarious...A study by the Defense Department's inspector general found:

A TRILLION US tax dollars vanished into thin air.
They paid $640 for a toilet seat.
56 airplanes, 32 tanks, and 36 Javelin missile command launch-units were lost by the US Army... meaning they have no idea where they are.

Even funnier, nobody will ever be held accountable while re-pubes + democraps will continue to spend billions drowning out any voices calling for and end to this poop.


Gotta be careful about real waste and urban myth.  Much (not all but most) of what you hear is either malicious or just plain old stupidity ON THE REPORTERS PART whether it be a politician, reporter, the IG or GAO.  

$640 was never paid for a "toilet seat", it's a myth.  The item purchased was the molded fiberglass interior for a head in a P-3.  Yes, part of it covered the toilet just like the interior of an airliner lavatory does but it was not a "toilet seat".  These are the BS myths that some pin-head politician or uber investigative reporter comes up with so they can show how much smarter they are than anyone else just like the old saw about the $200 hammer, a similar piece of trash reporting and hype.  The government purchased entire tool boxes for a set price, the contents were not individually priced.  Someone in the government decided they needed to itemize the contents so they divided the total cost of the tool box by number of tools inside.  Each item whether it was a $20 hammer or $1,000 pneumatic drill therefore "cost" $200 so while the government may have "overpaid" for the hammer the drill was a steal.  As far as the "lost" airplanes, tanks, etc., that's pure nonsense.  There is no single place within the services where you can go to find out where every single piece of equipment is, DOD is too large for that.  Hell, I've gone up to the flight deck to man an F-14 and it wasn't there.  I was shocked, shocked I tell you that we've "lost" a $35,000,000 fighter!  It was still on the hangar deck, just hadn't been brought up on the elevator yet.  All of these things belong to some commander who knows where it is, it's not lost, just someone's (probably a Pentagon bean counter) paperwork isn't up to date.

These "myths" become "common knowledge" through constant, ignorant repetion and the bad part of it is that attention gets diverted from the biggest source of waste which is political in nature.  Congress backs a certain airplane over another...why?  Because one plane has major components built in 25 states and the other plane is built in only 5.
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