rpm, do you demand a jury? I would.
So there I was in Collin County, at the Muni court over in Princeton. This dude is fighting a speeding ticket. It was funny, because he was doing an awesome job on cross with the Police officer. Now, before I continue, I want to give a shout out to the fine speedwatchers in Princeton. I genueinly like the officer who was getting worked over. So the officer was testifying that it was daytime, and there were no other cars on the road, when the ticket shows that it was 8:30 pm in late October on a Friday night, on busy highway. Essentially, the Officer had no recollection of the events (and really, why would he, by the time this made it to court it was over a year ago). The ticket also happened to be issued during the longest lapse in training that the officer had on the use of the radar unit. I mean, whatever, this guy was probably speeding but had built a decent case, and I thought he was going to walk for sure.
Then he did it. He said to the judge:
Speed Racer: "I would like to enter this into evidence"
Judge Judy: "What is it?"
Speed Racer: "It's a copy of a repair bill. My speedometer was malfunctioning at the time the ticket was issued"
Prosecutor: "Wait, so you don't know how fast you were going"
Speed Racer: "No, my speedometer wasn't working"
Prosecutor: "Do you know what a strict liability crime is?"
Speed Racer: "No"
Prosecutor: "That means that there is no intent element to the crime. If you are speeding, you are guilty regardless of the reason."
Speed Racer: "Oh"
Prosecutor: "Do you want to change your plea to guilty, and take defensive driving?"
Speed Racer: "Um. No"
Judge Judy: "Guilty"
Now that I look back though, he was wearing a "Pepsi" Polo shirt, so I bet he has a CDL too, and couldn't take DD.
Anyhow, he went from the top to the bottom in about 30 seconds.
-Sik