Author Topic: We forgot about those? (Read 1330 times)

Shuckins · « **Reply #15 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:38:46 AM »

That should read a "stake in the heart" not a "steak in the heart." Unless you're dining at some wierd foreign restaurant.

JB88 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:41:44 AM »

ah.

anyone care for a slightly used porterhouse?

Nilsen · « **Reply #17 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:42:48 AM »

OK... we have our first grammar geek in the house, but no go. He is still breathing.

I see Skuzzy on the horizon, now it gets interesting.

JB88 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:49:26 AM »

skuzzy gets to work at 7 am.

ouch.

he must burn really bad when he gets out of the car to...

wait a minute. why didnt i think of that. of course he must work in a dark room that has a tunnel that leads to his coffin chamber.

JB88 · « **Reply #19 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:52:09 AM »

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Originally posted by Nilsen
OK... we have our first grammar geek in the house, but no go. He is still breathing.

I see Skuzzy on the horizon, now it gets interesting.

the grammar geek spelled weird wrong.

go figure.

are you sure he is a grammer geek and not just a regular grammar police officer?

it could be important to know that distinction before we make any assumptions or make any changes in our thinking.

hmmm.

perhaps we should thump him on the head and see if he grows fangs or a widow's peak.

Nilsen · « **Reply #20 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:53:01 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
skuzzy gets to work at 7 am.

ouch.

he must burn really bad when he gets out of the car to...

wait a minute. why didnt i think of that. of course he must work in a dark room that has a tunnel that leads to his coffin chamber.

He arrives before the sun gets up, and leaves after is has goten down. The stack of evidence is getting taller.

Nilsen · « **Reply #21 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:53:45 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
the grammar geek spelled weird wrong.

go figure.

are you sure he is a grammer geek and not just a regular grammar police officer?

it could be important to know that distinction before we make any assumptions or make any changes in our thinking.

hmmm.

perhaps we should thump him on the head and see if he grows fangs or a widow's peak.

Good point.. evidence is not submittable.

JB88 · « **Reply #22 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:53:57 AM »

yes, you are correct.

does he ever wear a cape to work i wonder.

Nilsen · « **Reply #23 on:** August 23, 2006, 06:55:54 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
yes, you are correct.

does he ever wear a cape to work i wonder.

Hmm dunno, call HiTech office and ask. The number is on the support page.

But in all fairness.. are capes part of what makes them vampires or is it just a fashion statment?

JB88 · « **Reply #24 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:03:37 AM »

iit appears that he does not wear a cape while drinking beer, but then there are several unknowns.

1. did he have a relflection? anyone who went to the con remember him having one?
2. is he thirsty for blood?
3. if he is not thirsty for blood does he switch out of his cape.

man this is tougher than i thought.

Nilsen · « **Reply #25 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:06:04 AM »

The picture speaks for itself

I can see no reflections... EVIDENCE
He is drinking, and covering the label... EVIDENCE

JB88 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:11:03 AM »

he also appears to have a slight widows peak.

hmmmm

not seeing any puncture wounds on the other people in the picture, but you never really know how long they have been bitten and how long it takes to heal. we could be looking at a picture of all vampires....

wait 88. slow down one undead night walker at a time.

Nilsen · « **Reply #27 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:13:12 AM »

And no tan.. pale but not fat.

When was the last time you saw a fat vampire?

EVIDENCE

JB88 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:14:55 AM »

its true that he is not fat, but pale...

arent geeks also pale?

that's one for the geek pile.

Nilsen · « **Reply #29 on:** August 23, 2006, 07:18:06 AM »

Looks like we are getting pretty darned close to taking this claim to the oclub court. Skuzzy should get himself a good lawyer and a tan to prove his innocense.

Im thinking he is screwed.