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Offline Slash27

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« Reply #15 on: August 24, 2006, 04:33:48 AM »
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Offline JB88

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« Reply #16 on: August 24, 2006, 04:38:12 AM »
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Offline 101ABN

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« Reply #17 on: August 24, 2006, 04:53:37 AM »
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Originally posted by Bogie603rd
What would you do if you get convicted of a "hanous" crime (Any of which you can imagine) and you are found "GUILTY". The judge sentences you to a period of time in jail SO LONG, that your Parol Officer's parents haven't even been born yet?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO?!?

(Me personally, I would freak out and flip the DA, then hope I made it visible enough that the DA pays me a visit to reduce my sentence if I apologize. That's if it was offensive enough:D )



got yourself into some trouble didnt you.. ha ha ha... what did you do?  :noid
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Offline mussie

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« Reply #18 on: August 24, 2006, 05:02:13 AM »
I went to court once (I was 18 it was a stupid thing) and while waiting for my case there were these two guys who had done somthing that was apparently really bad as they were sure that they were going to do time.

This is a short version of there conversation

Mr Realistic:
Sitting on chair
 "Were definatly going inside I dont know what I am gonna do"

Tough Guy:
Standing Pacing about
"I tell you what I am gonna do"

Mr Realistic:
"What..?"

Tough Guy:
Turns to face realistic
"I am gonna do Gym the whole time I am in.."
Lifts right arm in a mucle man pose
"By the time I get out I am gonna be huge"

Mr Realistic:
Puts his face in his hands shaking his head
"No mate Jims gonna do you"

Surfice to say I was holding back the hugest laugh of my life......
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Offline Major Biggles

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« Reply #19 on: August 24, 2006, 05:32:23 AM »
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Originally posted by mussie
I went to court once (I was 18 it was a stupid thing) and while waiting for my case there were these two guys who had done somthing that was apparently really bad as they were sure that they were going to do time.

This is a short version of there conversation

Mr Realistic:
Sitting on chair
 "Were definatly going inside I dont know what I am gonna do"

Tough Guy:
Standing Pacing about
"I tell you what I am gonna do"

Mr Realistic:
"What..?"

Tough Guy:
Turns to face realistic
"I am gonna do Gym the whole time I am in.."
Lifts right arm in a mucle man pose
"By the time I get out I am gonna be huge"

Mr Realistic:
Puts his face in his hands shaking his head
"No mate Jims gonna do you"

Surfice to say I was holding back the hugest laugh of my life......


:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline Nightshift82

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« Reply #20 on: August 24, 2006, 08:27:19 AM »
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Offline FiLtH

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« Reply #21 on: August 24, 2006, 08:42:41 AM »
Id devote some time, working on the sex appeal of orange jumpsuits. Id learn to enjoy creme corn. Id start lifting alot of weights.
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« Reply #22 on: August 24, 2006, 09:05:46 AM »
Ok this is a strange post but it remided me of a guy I used to work with. He was in his early 20's some where and I guess a year or so befor he had comitted some federal offence.  He said " It's a real crappy fealing when your in that court room and they announce (The people of the United States of America VS you)"
 
   The way he said it was great. :)
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« Reply #23 on: August 24, 2006, 11:24:03 AM »
as i only weigh 145lbs. i'd buy a pretty blue polka-dotted dress and a make-up kit.
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« Reply #24 on: August 24, 2006, 12:42:15 PM »
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Offline Vudak

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« Reply #25 on: August 24, 2006, 12:44:28 PM »
I'd trade soups for coffee and coffee for radios, tvs, etc.

Worked for my pal :aok
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Offline uberhun

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« Reply #26 on: August 24, 2006, 01:56:19 PM »
ahhh yes the fond memories of prison love...........:O Ummm yea what were we talking about now. Oh yes the perils of incarceration   in the (penile):confused: system. You be fubar dude. Eat lots of fiber and become very flexible. also modify your diet to include  copious  
amounts of sausage:rofl :t

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Offline mussie

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« Reply #27 on: August 24, 2006, 02:07:53 PM »
Free Protein Slurpies Nightly.......
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