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Offline john9001

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« Reply #45 on: September 01, 2006, 03:21:51 PM »
unfortunately my "bumpers" are made of plastic, if you "rub" me you will do damage, then you and i will have a "discussion".
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« Reply #46 on: September 01, 2006, 03:41:19 PM »
yup that's one of the drawbacks to these newer plastic bumpers  in the first place they don't "bump" well at all.  secondly even the slightest bump does create damage.  a man not paying attention to what he was doing slightly tapped our expedition in the front left side slightly making a concave in the plastic.  the poor unfortunate jamaican has no insurance and I wasn't about to waste three hours while the pembroke pines police responded so I sent him on his merry way.  that tap would cost $1500. to repair.  I like the way it looks though it gives the truck character and it's staying (so is $1500.00 in my pocket)  I considered reporting through allstate but I don't want my premiums raised.  besides there will probably a bigger collision in this truck's future, given driving conditions in the tri-county area it's simply a matter of time. or I could just cruise upstate and look for john  :D
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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #47 on: September 01, 2006, 03:43:32 PM »
Why don't you take off the bumper and tap that portion out?
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« Reply #48 on: September 01, 2006, 03:48:09 PM »
considered that but it simply looks like too much work.  I'd rather spend my discreationary time doing other things.  (I work with my hands coming home and working with my hands holds little appeal) maybe I'll post a photo of the hit using my never been used photo hanger account. It's actually a very good looking ding it distinguishes the truck from the 10000000000000000000000000000 000000000000000 other expeditions out there.
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« Reply #49 on: September 01, 2006, 03:50:40 PM »
I'm going to tie explosives to my rear bumper, so if you ever try to rub me it will blow you up.
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« Reply #50 on: September 01, 2006, 03:52:30 PM »
Oh I understand, a friend knocked my car with her bus...err van.  It's got a nice 8 inch dent in the front right fender, there is some bending/scratches in both left rear quarter panels.  **** happens.


When I was being a "mechanic" this summer I really had no intention on fixinf stuff when I got home most of the time.
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« Reply #51 on: September 01, 2006, 04:07:48 PM »
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I'm going to tie explosives to my rear bumper, so if you ever try to rub me it will blow you up.
that sounds like fun, but you'll have to wait until I buy a new truck in 2009.  the toyota isn't for rubbing it blows up without the need for explosives.  sooooo for the meantime you and all you materialistic thing lovers are safe.  but only just barely :D
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« Reply #52 on: September 01, 2006, 04:09:50 PM »
Buy a golf cart Storch, or a go cart, you can still rub n run.
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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #53 on: September 01, 2006, 06:15:31 PM »
I got a chance to take some pictures this morning with better light than last night.





I spoke to the LT for the base police this morning. He seemed genuinely inspired... that or just extremely bored. He told the officer to patrol the nearby parking lots, interview the people that worked in the area, check with motor pool, the local auto shops, and the rental agencies. Their whole thing was, "This isn't an accident anymore. This is a crime." The insurance hasn't done their "adjustment" yet, but I'll guess that we're looking at a loss of $3000+. So, yeah... crime sounds about right.
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« Reply #54 on: September 01, 2006, 06:35:39 PM »
Did you remember to clutch your neck and complain of neck pain?

:)   (I know, I know....it happened while you were away.....)

Hope they catch the hit n runner, Sandy
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Offline john9001

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« Reply #55 on: September 01, 2006, 06:47:10 PM »
every dent in my car happened when it was parked, nobody ever left a note, they are all small dents but it adds up when you have them fixed.
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« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2006, 06:54:24 PM »
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Originally posted by StarOfAfrica2
Thats what happens when you park in a lot too close to Navy guys.  Too used to boats, they cant steer fast enough and are used to bumping into things to stop.  Heck, look for rope marks on the bumper, he may have tied up to you while he was doing some business.  :)



That is laugh out loud funny!!!:rofl


as for "rubbin"...

who hasnt looked around in traffic and said "hmmm I'd like to do  a little rubbin' on that soccer mom"  :t



seriously tho ... that damage has noodly appendage written all over it!  Just a lil love tap from a supreme being !:p
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« Reply #57 on: September 01, 2006, 06:55:03 PM »
that looks like a pretty hard hit in those second photos sandy, dang shame too.
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« Reply #58 on: September 01, 2006, 11:54:33 PM »
Maybe they saw your license plate and thought it was a terrorists truck. Look for vehicles with a W'04 sticker and you'll find the culprit.
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« Reply #59 on: September 02, 2006, 12:11:26 AM »
Look for Florida plates.  Those 'necks think it's NASCAR or something.  :)
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