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Offline Reynolds

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The most RETARDED wish ever...
« on: September 10, 2006, 02:51:37 AM »
Now this wouldnt work, its impossible, and even it was, it would never happen. BUT, I live in Hawaii, and the other day some idiot hit a bridge with a crane, closing down the only highway in the state that leads home. This caused me to be stuck in trafic for 6 hours, and only moved about 10 miles. So, lets get Aces High II... for CELL PHONES!!! w00t!!! Like, a link to the MA, but you can only GV or gun for someone, with ****-ass graphics, and only where you get a signal, charge an extra $5.00 a month for it. w00t!!!
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« Reply #1 on: September 10, 2006, 09:52:05 AM »


"I see stupid people...
they're everywhere...
they walk around like everyone else...
they don't even know that they're dumb"
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« Reply #2 on: September 10, 2006, 10:34:03 AM »
wow this IS a retarded wish but a good try. Maybe in the Year 4920:D
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« Reply #3 on: September 11, 2006, 12:00:13 AM »
Well, I SAID it was retarded. But if it was possible, what do you think.
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« Reply #4 on: September 11, 2006, 12:19:08 AM »
it would own ALL!!!
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« Reply #5 on: September 11, 2006, 06:46:03 AM »
There's being an AH junkie, and then there's really  being an AH junkie.
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« Reply #6 on: September 11, 2006, 12:54:20 PM »
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There's being an AH junkie, and then there's really  being an AH junkie.


It wasnt so much that I am an AH junkie, more of a stuck in traffic in a car for 6 hours with NOTHING TO DO. so yeah, I was bored.
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« Reply #7 on: September 13, 2006, 03:32:41 AM »
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Now this wouldnt work, its impossible, and even it was, it would never happen. BUT, I live in Hawaii, and the other day some idiot hit a bridge with a crane, closing down the only highway in the state that leads home. This caused me to be stuck in trafic for 6 hours, and only moved about 10 miles. So, lets get Aces High II... for CELL PHONES!!! w00t!!! Like, a link to the MA, but you can only GV or gun for someone, with ****-ass graphics, and only where you get a signal, charge an extra $5.00 a month for it. w00t!!!


get a carputer...... its been done. :)
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« Reply #8 on: September 13, 2006, 04:20:12 AM »
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get a carputer...... its been done. :)


Um. What about internet connection? (My laptop got no signal, and even if it did, its a school comp. and cant be used for games. Big Brother is watching...)
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« Reply #9 on: September 13, 2006, 04:48:44 AM »
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Um. What about internet connection? (My laptop got no signal, and even if it did, its a school comp. and cant be used for games. Big Brother is watching...)


no local wifi hotspots? (normaly pubs)
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« Reply #10 on: September 13, 2006, 04:57:36 PM »
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no local wifi hotspots? (normaly pubs)



Not in the middle of a freeway.
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« Reply #11 on: September 13, 2006, 05:06:47 PM »
just get the computer pen



when it comes out (for 5 million dollars)
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« Reply #12 on: September 13, 2006, 08:11:52 PM »
Hows about coding a crane into the game and then driving it into the bridges so you can shutoff the resupply for a town.


I aint right tonight :D
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« Reply #13 on: September 13, 2006, 08:14:06 PM »
:rofl
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« Reply #14 on: September 14, 2006, 05:25:01 AM »
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just get the computer pen



when it comes out (for 5 million dollars)


You can get the keyboard half for around $300 right now.
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