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Offline NATEDOG

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« on: November 16, 2001, 10:22:00 AM »
The "Stella" awards rank up there with the Darwin awards. "Stella"
Award:  In 1994, a New Mexico jury awarded $ 2.9 million U.S. in damages to 81-year-old Stella Liebeck who suffered third-degree burns to her legs, groin and buttocks after spilling a cup of McDonald's coffee on herself. This case inspired an annual award - The "Stella" Award - for the most frivolous lawsuit in the U.S.

The ones listed below, are clear candidates. All these cases are verging
on the outright ridiculous and yet (in the good old USA) with the right
attorney you could win anything! (see OJ trial)

1. January 2000: Kathleen Robertson of Austin Texas was awarded  $780,000 by a jury of her peers after breaking her ankle tripping over  a toddler who was running amuck inside a furniture store. The owners   of the store were understandably surprised at the verdict, considering the misbehaving little bastard was Ms. Robertson's son.

2. June 1998: A 19 year old Carl Truman of Los Angeles won $74,000  and medical expenses when his neighbor ran over his hand with a Honda   Accord. Mr. Truman apparently didn't notice there was someone at the  wheel of the car, when he was trying to steal his neighbor's hubcaps.

3. October 1998: A Terrence Dickson of Bristol Pennsylvania was leaving a house
 he had just finished robbing by way of the garage. He was not  able to get the garage door to go up, because the automatic door opener was malfunctioning. He couldn't re-enter the house because the door connecting the house and garage locked when he pulled it shut. The family was on vacation. Mr. Dickson found himself  locked in the garage for eight  days. He subsisted on a case of Pepsi he found, and a large bag of dry dog  food. Mr. Dickson sued the homeowner's insurance claiming the situation caused him undue mental anguish. The jury agreed to the tune of half a
million dollars.

4. October 1999: Jerry Williams of Little Rock Arkansas was awarded $14,500 and medical expenses after being bitten on the buttocks by his  next door neighbor's beagle. The beagle was on a chain in it's owner's  fenced-in yard, as was Mr. Williams. The award was less than sought  because the jury felt the dog may have been provoked by Mr. Williams who,  at the time, was shooting it repeatedly with a pellet gun.

5. May 2000: A Philadelphia restaurant was ordered to pay Amber Carson
of  Lancaster, Pennsylvania $113,500 after she slipped on a soft drink and
broke her coccyx. The beverage was on the floor because Ms. Carson threw
it at her boyfriend 30 seconds earlier during an argument.

6. December 1997: Kara Walton of Claymont, Delaware successfully sued
the owner of a night club in a neighboring city when she fell from the bathroom
window to the floor and knocked out her two front teeth. This occurred while Ms.Walton was trying to sneak through the window in the ladies room to avoid paying the $3.50 cover charge. She was awarded $12,000 and dental expenses.

7. And just so you know that cooler heads do occasionally prevail:
Kenmore Inc., the makers of Dorothy Johnson's microwave, were found not  liable for the death of Mrs. Johnson's poodle after she gave it a bath and attempted to dry it by putting the poor creature in her microwave for, "just a few minutes, on low."
The case was quickly dismissed.

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« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2001, 11:58:00 AM »
I love this country... but I truly hate lawyers that twist reason and rational thought into knots to take advantage of the law for their own benefit.

Still; this funny toejam.  :)

Thanks Nate! I needed a laff.
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« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2001, 12:04:00 PM »
LMAO  :D

The beagle and pellet gun story sounds familiar. When I was a kid we had 2 German Sheperds next door who would bark at anything that moved and were annoying as hell. We had a noisy screen door on the back porch and everytime someone walked out they would start up. Taking a cue from Pavlov, my dad stationed a Crossmaster 760 beside the door. Everytime he or I opened the door, we would stick the muzzle of the BB gun and pop em a good one. Sure enough, after a few weeks of that all we had to do was open the screen door and they would immediately stop barking and run inside the doghouse. That Pavlov was a smart guy.

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« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2001, 12:14:00 PM »
Some of that toejam can't be true, can it?

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« Reply #4 on: November 16, 2001, 12:31:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Kratzer:
Some of that toejam can't be true, can it?

Only in America ...
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« Reply #5 on: November 16, 2001, 01:07:00 PM »
LOL! Natedog's post prompted me to stop by  http://www.darwinawards.com  where I stumbled across this little gem: Cable Cut

It is not a particularly impressive story, but I feel the Darwin Awards page doesn't do it justice.  I know this because we were talking about it just last night.

In the Northwest, we have a microbrew chain called "McMenamins".  They specialize in buying landmark type places and converting them into bars.  Some of these sites are quite spectacular.  On of the bars they opened is called the "Rock Creek Tavern".  Its located out Old German Town Road in the middle of nowhere.  The building is 100 years old and the view is quite nice on a summer day.

One day, two customers came in that did not speak English (outside of the word "beer").  They were acting a bit odd, but the serves could not tell if they were drunk or not because the language barrier prevented them from detecting slurred speach.  They decided to err on the side of caution and refused to serve the gentlemen drinks.  This infuriated them and they got quite obnoxious as a result.

They inevitably realized that they weren't going to be served and stormed out.  They took off in their car, and proceded down Germantown road.  A patron of the "Rock Creek Tavern" had pulled out behind them and was following them out toward the highway.  The car lost control and took out a power pole.  One guy got out with a pair of pruning shears (the Darwin Award nominee) and was promptly killed.  The other took off running across a field into the woods and was never found.

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« Reply #6 on: November 16, 2001, 01:35:00 PM »
THe Dog or Cat-in-the-microwave story is a well known urban legend.  That makes many of the others in the list, if not all of them, suspect.  It's not that it couldn't happen...

Don't go blaming lawyers: these are jury awards in civil cases.  It is consistent with these ridiculous tort awards that they're usually given by juries (and then overturned on appeal).  Don't fear the lawyers in civil suits as much as the juries.

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« Reply #7 on: November 16, 2001, 01:44:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Dinger:
THe Dog or Cat-in-the-microwave story is a well known urban legend.  That makes many of the others in the list, if not all of them, suspect.  It's not that it couldn't happen...

Don't go blaming lawyers: these are jury awards in civil cases.  It is consistent with these ridiculous tort awards that they're usually given by juries (and then overturned on appeal).  Don't fear the lawyers in civil suits as much as the juries.

Thats why I always preach to folks when they elect Judges in certain courts (some are appointed in higher courst, but district they are elected) make SURE you know what type of major cases these judges ALLOWED the juries to award such claims...there are WAY to many liberal judges in the country, that's why we've come down this path of doom in my opinion.

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« Reply #8 on: November 16, 2001, 02:04:00 PM »
And just to clarify, I do not mean "Liberal Judge" in the political affiliation dept., I mean as in "too liberal of judgement" or in the case of a jury, a judge can overrule a jury award.

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« Reply #9 on: November 16, 2001, 02:18:00 PM »
Lol....

Here in good old germany these poeple will not get a single buck....

Only lough of the crowd....

  :D

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« Reply #10 on: November 16, 2001, 02:41:00 PM »

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« Reply #11 on: November 16, 2001, 03:05:00 PM »
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Originally posted by JV44:
Lol....

Here in good old germany these poeple will not get a single buck....

Only lough of the crowd....

   :D

Jv44 (Andreas)

Yep, sad that America has come to "Who's got the better lawyer".  :(

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« Reply #12 on: November 16, 2001, 03:21:00 PM »
heard this guy
 http://www.hitechcreations.com/cgi-bin/ultimatebb.cgi?ubb=get_topic&f=4&t=003766

is suein the golf course for setting their ball washers too high  :)
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« Reply #13 on: November 16, 2001, 03:36:00 PM »
Liberal as in "Adhering blindly to the Liberal Tradition according to which the constitution was written in the 18th century."
Poor founding fathers read their Blackstone, who praised above all the virtues of a trial by jury of peers in civil and criminal cases.  So they enshrined it in our constitution.  Meanwhile, the British figured out that it wasn't so useful in civil cases (and in many criminal ones), and gradually reduced its usage.
But we're stuck with it as part of our bill of rights.

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« Reply #14 on: November 16, 2001, 09:05:00 PM »
actually i don't think the problem is the jury system but who is sitting on it. the compensation for jury duty is so low that it is a hardship for most working people(even if you are unemployed you can't draw unemployment benifits while on jury duty so you lose income) so basicly your jury is made up of people not smart enough to figure out how to get out of jury duty.