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Halo
Gold Member
Posts: 3222
Best Advice You Ever Had?
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October 12, 2006, 07:59:13 AM »
What's the best advice you've ever had and who gave it to you?
My Dad: Never have sexual intercourse with anyone you wouldn't marry.
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Luck is what happens when preparation meets opportunity. (Seneca, 1st century AD, et al)
Practice random acts of kindness and senseless beauty. (Anne Herbert, 1982, Sausalito, CA)
Paramedic to Perkaholics Anonymous
Masherbrum
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Posts: 22416
Best Advice You Ever Had?
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October 12, 2006, 08:05:22 AM »
Don't buy Bose.
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Nilsen
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Posts: 18108
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October 12, 2006, 08:10:46 AM »
Dont trust people who say: "trust me"
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MoeRon
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Posts: 425
Best Advice You Ever Had?
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October 12, 2006, 08:12:19 AM »
Make sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.
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Lotteries are a tax for people who suck at math.
rabbidrabbit
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Posts: 3910
Best Advice You Ever Had?
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October 12, 2006, 08:14:41 AM »
never piss upwind
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DREDIOCK
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Posts: 17775
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October 12, 2006, 08:20:53 AM »
Dont get married
Course I didnt listen.
But itwas the best advise I ever had.
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Death is no easy answer
For those who wish to know
Ask those who have been before you
What fate the future holds
It ain't pretty
Modas
Silver Member
Posts: 922
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October 12, 2006, 08:41:41 AM »
"Just because its free, doesn't mean you eat it."
My Dad, giving me the "talk"
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B@tfinkV
Platinum Member
Posts: 5751
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October 12, 2006, 08:53:25 AM »
dont cross the road untill the little man shows green
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400 yrds on my tail, right where i want you... [/size]
storch
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Best Advice You Ever Had?
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October 12, 2006, 09:14:38 AM »
eat properly and exercise every day.
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mussie
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Posts: 2147
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October 12, 2006, 09:19:25 AM »
"Know your limits and the limits of your bike". Gazza a good mate of mine.
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Debonair
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Posts: 3488
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October 12, 2006, 09:25:49 AM »
"always have sexual intercourse with anyone you didn't marry, then blackmail them"
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NATEDOG
Silver Member
Posts: 1186
Best Advice You Ever Had?
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October 12, 2006, 09:28:44 AM »
never eat yellow snow
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Debonair
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Posts: 3488
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October 12, 2006, 09:39:59 AM »
"if you dont want people to eat your snow, pee on it"
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Nifty
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Posts: 4400
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October 12, 2006, 10:30:39 AM »
i'm gonna self censor this one, because the filter would do it anyways. This was the exact wording my dad gave me, as his father gave to him.
"There are two things in life that have absolutely no conscience... a hard **** and a hot *****."
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Ripper29
Nickel Member
Posts: 413
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October 12, 2006, 11:48:40 AM »
If you are not in bed by midnight you might as well come home....
"Dad"
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