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Offline Halo

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« on: October 12, 2006, 07:59:13 AM »
What's the best advice you've ever had and who gave it to you?

My Dad:  Never have sexual intercourse with anyone you wouldn't marry.
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Offline Masherbrum

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« Reply #1 on: October 12, 2006, 08:05:22 AM »
Don't buy Bose.
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Offline Nilsen

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« Reply #2 on: October 12, 2006, 08:10:46 AM »
Dont trust people who say: "trust me"
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Offline MoeRon

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« Reply #3 on: October 12, 2006, 08:12:19 AM »
Make sure brain is engaged before putting mouth in gear.


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Offline rabbidrabbit

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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2006, 08:14:41 AM »
never piss upwind
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2006, 08:20:53 AM »
Dont get married

Course I didnt listen.
But itwas the best advise I ever had.
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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2006, 08:41:41 AM »
"Just because its free, doesn't mean you eat it."

My Dad, giving me the "talk"
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Offline B@tfinkV

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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2006, 08:53:25 AM »
dont cross the road untill the little man shows green
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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2006, 09:14:38 AM »
eat properly and exercise every day.
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Offline mussie

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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2006, 09:19:25 AM »
"Know your limits and the limits of your bike". Gazza a good mate of mine.
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Offline Debonair

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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2006, 09:25:49 AM »
"always have sexual intercourse with anyone you didn't marry, then blackmail them"
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Offline NATEDOG

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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2006, 09:28:44 AM »
never eat yellow snow
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Offline Debonair

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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2006, 09:39:59 AM »
"if you dont want people to eat your snow, pee on it"
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Offline Nifty

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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2006, 10:30:39 AM »
i'm gonna self censor this one, because the filter would do it anyways. This was the exact wording my dad gave me, as his father gave to him.

"There are two things in life that have absolutely no conscience... a hard **** and a hot *****."
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Offline Ripper29

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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2006, 11:48:40 AM »
If you are not in bed by midnight you might as well come home....:p

"Dad"
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