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Offline cav58d

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« Reply #30 on: October 12, 2006, 08:57:16 PM »
"There's an old saying in Tennessee.................... ............

I know it's in Texas, probably in Tennessee.................... .

:confused:

that says, fool me once, shame on............... :huh — shame on you.

 Fool me........................... ............................. .......:confused: :confused:

you can't get fooled again."

:rofl :rofl :rofl
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Offline cav58d

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« Reply #31 on: October 12, 2006, 08:58:36 PM »
"Too many good docs are getting out of the business. Too many OB-GYNs aren't able to practice their love with women all across this country."
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Offline Charge

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« Reply #32 on: October 13, 2006, 03:40:53 AM »
"If you and your wife don't get along, divorce. Life is too short to be spent in bad company."

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« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2006, 04:03:17 AM »
If you want an item, then do an all out DKP bid on it. Dont try to conserve DKP.

:aok
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« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2006, 04:49:34 AM »
"Remember"
"Never give up"
"Doing your best is the only requirement for a clear conscience"
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Offline Wilfrid

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« Reply #35 on: October 13, 2006, 04:57:35 AM »
Like me dad always said:

"never get involved in a land war in Asia"

and

"Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line'"

Wise words indeed.
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Offline WhiteHawk

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« Reply #36 on: October 13, 2006, 05:56:50 AM »
beware of generic deoderant.
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Offline SFRT - Frenchy

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« Reply #37 on: October 13, 2006, 09:47:48 AM »
"In life you have rights and duties. You have no rights till you fullfill your duties."

Thanks dad, served me well.:cool:
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Offline Wolfala

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« Reply #38 on: October 13, 2006, 11:25:10 AM »
1.  Never fly the A model of anything.
2.  Never fly straight and level for more then a few seconds.
3.  Never trust your gas gauges - as they are only accurate when the tank is empty.
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Offline RedRadr

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« Reply #39 on: October 13, 2006, 12:51:56 PM »
Quote
Originally posted by Halo
What's the best advice you've ever had and who gave it to you?


            never complain and never explain


               by either hoppy or pho in aw
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #40 on: October 13, 2006, 12:56:48 PM »
Never.... no wait...

Always....

crap.. I forgot.
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Offline Stringer

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« Reply #41 on: October 13, 2006, 02:31:27 PM »
"Never trust anyone who doesn't have a vice."
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Offline lukster

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« Reply #42 on: October 13, 2006, 02:42:28 PM »
"I wouldn't do that if I was you."

(takes off homemade rocket pack) ;)
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Offline Gunthr

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« Reply #43 on: October 13, 2006, 04:17:09 PM »
My grandma gave me more advice about more things than anyone else I ever knew.  My grandma was a real old-style German/Polish woman.  One time I walked into her house, and my grandma's mother (my great-grandma) Busha was sitting at the kitchen table with the back of her black dress unbuttoned.  My grandma was using tongs to take huge black leeches out of a jar, and apply them to my Busha's back.  She already had a dozen on there, and stripes of blood were going down Busha's  back.  My great-grandma didn't speak English.  My grandma told me: "I'm only doing this because she wants me to.  She thinks the leeches take out her tired blood.  When I'm done, she is going to eat a big bowl of beet soup and let it help her make new blood.  Don't ever do this, and don't tell anybody about it.  It doesn't really work.

One piece of advice that sticks out, is when I was about 14, she told me: "When you go with the girls, always use a johnny rubber."  :aok
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