Originally posted by Regular
Rock fights were awesome!!!
I remember we used to play "teenage mutant ninja turtles."
****. We did TMNT except we'd go up on the swingsets and jump off as they reached the top of the arc.
As for the more appropiately named: "glorification", i'm solving that problem by getting them to play paintball when they are old enough - but judging by the size of the some of the kids i've seen playing, is about 6 years old.
Kids are weapons of mass destruction on the PB field, and extremely effective.
Edit: When I have kids, this will be their playtime assuming schools outlaw touching and thinking.