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Offline Meatwad

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« Reply #15 on: October 22, 2006, 11:00:56 AM »
I got that about everytime I put clothes on. Seems I am not too good on "matching" colors and what-not.


Like socks, they are both white with the grey toe and heel. One has red stitching at the toe, the other dont. Apparently I cant wear those because they dont match.  I am wearing shoes, no one is going to see what the tips of my socks look like while I am out!!!!

To me they are grey and white, they match.

And no I dont care of my clothes are wrinkled. Soon as I put on freshly ironed clothes they are wrinkled up in 5 minutes anyway so THEY ARE FINE


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« Reply #16 on: October 22, 2006, 11:57:25 AM »
Permanent press, an invention for men. It works for me!
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« Reply #17 on: October 22, 2006, 12:14:18 PM »
Long live Dockers wrinkle-free khaki pants :aok
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« Reply #18 on: October 22, 2006, 12:16:46 PM »
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« Reply #19 on: October 22, 2006, 10:22:56 PM »
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Originally posted by Meatwad
I got that about everytime I put clothes on. Seems I am not too good on "matching" colors and what-not.


Like socks, they are both white with the grey toe and heel. One has red stitching at the toe, the other dont. Apparently I cant wear those because they dont match.  I am wearing shoes, no one is going to see what the tips of my socks look like while I am out!!!!

To me they are grey and white, they match.

And no I dont care of my clothes are wrinkled. Soon as I put on freshly ironed clothes they are wrinkled up in 5 minutes anyway so THEY ARE FINE


:)


Sounds like sombody is either trying to housebreak you or train you in a little bit of fashion sense.
you NEVER wear 2 different socks, NEVER, it doesn't matter if anybody can see it or not. We try to dress you so other women don't think we found you in a trialer park underneath a car thats on concrete blocks, covered with oil and haveing only 1 tooth left.
God knows we try, but do men care Nooooooooooooooo. as long as you can scratch it you fine with it.
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« Reply #20 on: October 22, 2006, 10:32:10 PM »
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We try to dress you so other women don't think we found you in a trialer park underneath a car thats on concrete blocks, covered with oil and haveing only 1 tooth left.



Without that, my front yard would be lonely and empty :p
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« Reply #21 on: October 25, 2006, 08:07:49 PM »
so ............................. .......are you admittoing life in a trailer park? I'm not knocking anybody that lives in a trailer park, I think if I lived in one I'd have more room that I have here.
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« Reply #22 on: October 25, 2006, 08:12:18 PM »
Yes I truthfully do live in a trailer park
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« Reply #23 on: October 25, 2006, 08:23:21 PM »
SOME trailer parks arent that bad.
Hell some trailers are down right nice.
Some of the double wides anyway

No I dont live in a Trailer park LOL
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« Reply #24 on: October 25, 2006, 08:43:22 PM »
Most here are nice, and then there was one that was an actual 12x70 roach motel
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« Reply #25 on: October 30, 2006, 07:03:43 PM »
Theres a Trailer park down the street on Shipps Corner Road that is kinda a trailer park and kinda a neighborhood, I was told that it used to be a trailer park, but it shut down and the owners sold the lots to the people living there and the trailers too, I've been in there and its pretty nice, theres some double wides that look better than some of the houses I've seen for sale around here.
I might check around and see whats for sale in there this weekend.
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« Reply #26 on: October 30, 2006, 09:06:52 PM »
Some quick real estate advice...If at all possible...  never rent unless you expect to leave within a couple of years.  Never buy a trailer since they depreciate a property unlike a house which holds and gains far more value over time.  Your insurance will be much lower too.
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« Reply #27 on: November 02, 2006, 11:23:14 AM »
I live in a trailer. We just change the parks rather frequently. Oh and my socks DO match. It's easy, just buy the same socks every time and pretty soon they all match! DUH!!!!!!
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« Reply #28 on: November 02, 2006, 07:21:58 PM »
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Some quick real estate advice...If at all possible...  never rent unless you expect to leave within a couple of years.  Never buy a trailer since they depreciate a property unlike a house which holds and gains far more value over time.  Your insurance will be much lower too.


Now heres the truth, if you only qualify for a $60,000 loan, and all the houses are $120,000, you might want to consider renting before winter comes, cause the park bench gets rather cold.
Always buy a house if you can find one that you can afford, don't get sucked into the interest only mortgages. And last but not least, don't get a mortgage thats more than you makes in a month.

In a nut shell, you might have to rent for an extended period of time.

Oh and don't worry about buying a trailer if the land comes with it, the land itself will never decrease in value.
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« Reply #29 on: November 03, 2006, 04:52:39 PM »
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Now heres the truth, if you only qualify for a $60,000 loan, and all the houses are $120,000, you might want to consider renting before winter comes, cause the park bench gets rather cold.
Always buy a house if you can find one that you can afford, don't get sucked into the interest only mortgages. And last but not least, don't get a mortgage thats more than you makes in a month.

In a nut shell, you might have to rent for an extended period of time.

Oh and don't worry about buying a trailer if the land comes with it, the land itself will never decrease in value.



And for gods sake......dont leave the house with dirty underware on!!
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