Originally posted by pondo22
why wasnt Jesus born in England.....................?
Because they couldnt find three wise men and a virgin
LOL
An American woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session. Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip. The wife answers : "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?"
The husband laughs and says, "An English girl !!!"
The woman kept quiet and left.
Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks, "So, honey, how was the trip?"
"Very good, thank you."
"And, what happened to my present?"
"Which present?" She asked?
"The one I asked for- the English girl!!"
"Oh, that" she said, "Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it is a girl !!!"
(EDIT....Sorry couldn't resist) A first grade teacher explains to her class that she is an American.
She asks her students to raise their hands if they were American too.
Not really knowing why but wanting to be like their teacher, their
hands explode into the air like flashy fireworks.
There is, however, one exception . A girl named Elizabeth has not gone
along with the crowd. The teacher asks her why she has decided to be
different. "Because I am not an American." replied Elizabeth.
"Then", asks the teacher, "What are you?"
"I'm a proud Brit," boasts the little girl.
The teacher is a little perturbed now, her face slightly red. She
asks Elizabeth why she is a Brit. "Well, my mom and dad are Brit's,
so I'm a Brit too." The teacher is now angry . "That's no
reason", she says loudly "if your mom was an idiot, and
your dad was an idiot, what would you be then?" A pause, and a
smile . "Then" says Elizabeth, "I'd be an American."
