Author Topic: Thread for cool people (Read 3695 times)

Major Biggles · « **Reply #90 on:** November 07, 2006, 11:29:32 AM »

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Originally posted by BlueJ1
You shat on a turtle?

what can i say, i had to go to yorkshire one weekend and i desperately needed to lay a brick, but couldn't face the toilets up there. i chose to deface a turtle's shell rather than donate my poop to the local school as their luxury christmas dinner...

Stang · « **Reply #91 on:** November 07, 2006, 01:58:11 PM »

Hammy, you're still from Leeds.

Major Biggles · « **Reply #92 on:** November 07, 2006, 02:00:06 PM »

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Originally posted by Stang

Hammy, you're still from Leeds.

go away stang, you are not cool

croduh · « **Reply #93 on:** November 07, 2006, 02:04:37 PM »

wtf i know i em kol wehn i typa liek thes omg

Major Biggles · « **Reply #94 on:** November 07, 2006, 02:07:58 PM »

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Originally posted by duh
wtf i know i em kol wehn i typa liek thes omg

lol

JB88 · « **Reply #95 on:** November 07, 2006, 02:12:44 PM »

is it just me or is this thread getting a bit geeky?

Stang · « **Reply #96 on:** November 07, 2006, 02:27:32 PM »

For the love of God rule 16!!!

88's the only one I can understand in this thread. The rest of you, it's like trying to understand what Brad Pitt is saying in "Snatch."

Mr No Name · « **Reply #97 on:** November 07, 2006, 02:33:59 PM »

"is it just me or is this thread getting a bit geeky?"

I lost valuable IQ points reading it.

B@tfinkV · « **Reply #98 on:** November 07, 2006, 02:42:13 PM »

"nobody brings a fella tha size-o-you withaw tryin teh say sommit wivout talkin, am ay right boiy? " " duh ya like dags?"

you guys think you got it bad?

my father and his parents are scottish, of the highland clans (hardest people on earth) my mother's father was pure Irish, dumbest sneakiest on earth. nd my mother's mother was pure welsh, most sheep shaggin on earth.

which kinda makes me a hard, stupid, sheep shagger.

what more i was born in England, so i get to call my self a peasant and look down on my heritage with pride.

Stang · « **Reply #99 on:** November 07, 2006, 02:46:03 PM »

Major Biggles · « **Reply #100 on:** November 07, 2006, 03:07:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Mr No Name
"is it just me or is this thread getting a bit geeky?"

I lost valuable IQ points reading it.

so you went from 50 to 30 or so?

i'm sorry, we brits seem to have that effect

and stang, stop posting, you are not allowed! if megatard has passed out from chest thumping again, i will fire his a**. never hire a BK to be a bouncer, they lack the brain power

Hammy · « **Reply #101 on:** November 08, 2006, 05:54:20 AM »

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Originally posted by Major Biggles
so you went from 50 to 30 or so?

i'm sorry, we brits seem to have that effect

and stang, stop posting, you are not allowed! if megatard has passed out from chest thumping again, i will fire his a**. never hire a BK to be a bouncer, they lack the brain power

IQ of 50 - 30?

must be an american

Schatzi · « **Reply #102 on:** November 08, 2006, 06:18:39 AM »

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Originally posted by duh
wtf i know i em kol wehn i typa liek thes omg

Try this: http://ssshotaru.homestead.com/files/aolertranslator.html

A lot more authentic

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pondo22 · « **Reply #103 on:** November 08, 2006, 07:59:21 AM »

A Jock or sweaty sock as they say is a Scottish person.

A Taff or sheep shagger is a Welsh person

Would mention the Irish but I'm still upset with them for trying to kill me for two years whilst based in N Ireland.

..............and the English are colonizing bananas who have had the **** kicked out of them where ever they have been.

I myself am Very Proud to be Welsh and live in a land where English people are still shot after dark if found in our village!

The English should sleep with one eye open...the day will come when we Celts (Welsh/Scotish/Irish) will come for them gutting everyone of them like fish..............get out of our countries!!!

I am of course only joking we love the English, they have done so much for us...Schools, roads, sanitation.......er......no that was the Romans.
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lazs2 · « **Reply #104 on:** November 08, 2006, 08:04:53 AM »

when I was in england I noticed that the language ranged from an indecipherable braying using some nonsensical slang every other word to...

Very sophisticated..

the problem was, you couldn't understand the former and the latter was right on the edge of being effeminate... in fact, mostly over that edge.

lazs
Public Relations Officer for the BK's