Taxes

[lukster]

Originally posted by Debonair
they have a tithe also.
everone wants your $.
how about you send me a sawbuck for that wisdom?

10% sounds pretty good. May have to try on one of those head wrap towels.

[Red Tail 444]

Originally posted by Gunslinger
Not sure if this needs commentary, just thought it was a funny email my dad sent me.

Tax his land,
Tax his bed,
Tax the table
At which he's fed.
Tax his tractor,
Tax his mule,
Teach him taxes
Are the rule.
Tax his cow,
Tax his goat,
Tax his pants,
Tax his coat.
Tax his ties,
Tax his shirt,
Tax his work,
Tax his dirt.
Tax his tobacco,
Tax his drink,
Tax him if he
Tries to think.
Tax his cigars,
Tax his beers,
If he cries, then
Tax his tears.
Tax his car,
Tax his gas,
Find other ways
To tax his ass
Tax all he has
Then let him know
That you won't be done
Till he has no dough.
When he screams,
Then tax him some more,
Tax him till
He's good and sore.
Then tax his coffin,
Tax his grave,
Tax the sod in
Which he's laid.
Put these words
Upon his tomb,
"Taxes drove me
To my doom..."
When he's gone,
Do not relax,
Its time to apply
The inheritance tax.
Accounts Receivable Tax
Building Permit Tax
CDL license Tax
Cigarette Tax
Corporate Income Tax
Dog License At x
Federal Income Tax
Federal Unemployment Tax (FUTA)
Fishing License Tax
Food License Tax,
Fuel permit tax
Gasoline Tax (42 cents per gallon)
Hunting License Tax
Inheritance Tax
Interest expense
Inventory tax
IRS Interest Charges IRS Penalties (tax on top of tax)
Liquor Tax
Luxury Taxes
Marriage License Tax
Medicare Tax
Property Tax
Real Estate Tax
Service charge taxes
Social Security Tax
Road usage taxes
Sales Tax
Recreational Vehicle Tax
School Tax
State Income Tax
State Unemployment Tax (SUTA)
Telephone federal excise tax
Telephone federal universal service fee tax
Telephone federal, state and local surcharge taxes
Telephone minimum usage surcharge tax
Telephone recurring and non-recurring charges tax
Telephone state and local tax
Telephone usage charge tax
Utility Taxes
Vehicle License Registration Tax
Vehicle Sales Tax
Watercraft registration Tax
Well Permit Tax
Workers Compensation Tax
COMMENTS: Not one of these taxes existed 100 years
ago, and our nation was the most prosperous in the
world. We had absolutely no national debt, had the
largest middle class in the world, and Mom stayed home
to raise the kids.
What happened?
And don't forget to "press 1" for English.

Ah yes, 1906...the heady years, you're not really trying to compare like 100 years ago to life today, are you?

[lukster]

Originally posted by Red Tail 444
Ah yes, 1906...the heady years, you're not really trying to compare like 100 years ago to life today, are you?

What's your point? It wouldn't suprise me to learn that folks 100 years ago enjoyed their lives as much, if not more than we do today. I don't recall reading in the history books about kids going into schools and murdering their classmates.

[JB88]

Originally posted by lukster
What's your point? It wouldn't suprise me to learn that folks 100 years ago enjoyed their lives as much, if not more than we do today. I don't recall reading in the history books about kids going into schools and murdering their classmates.

well, in our defense, they are very few sheep in the big city to occupy the average nutjob.

just sayin.

ahem.

[Suave]

Originally posted by FBplmmr
dude .. you cant put past and current on the same chart..doh


it just looks stupid ... do you know why?

FBplmmr is right. That **** is not cool.

[JB88]

Originally posted by lukster
What's your point? It wouldn't suprise me to learn that folks 100 years ago enjoyed their lives as much, if not more than we do today. I don't recall reading in the history books about kids going into schools and murdering their classmates.

it's also fair to note that in the old days, there were no automated telephone systems that brought you into a technological black hole from which there was no escape.

oh.  and we dont burn witches anymore.

i'd say the rage has just been transferred.