2 things...
First off I am amazed at this since there are already socially acceptable forms of cheating in the game...Spit....LA7....Niki... . need I say more?
Second, as a proud citizen of a nation that believes in the capitalist spirit and the value of a self made businessman, I will offer to up in a low flying zeek, fly in a slow straight line and be shot down repeatedly buy the highest bidder! Shall we start the bidding at say...$1.00 USD per kill?
Additionally I will offer to have the proper non disclosure agreements drawn up and signed to insure complete anonymity to the winning bidder....of course that is for an additional fee to be disclosed at the time of purchase.
Big Mickey
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