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Offline Ball

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« on: November 30, 2006, 03:44:05 PM »
For me, the one that stands out is casting Jodie Foster's dad as the Alien in "Contact".

I remember being young, staying up late at night, watching that crappy film in anticipation of seeing the alien.  

I wanted slime, i wanted lots of legs and eyes, i wanted green skin... and it was her ****ing dad.

what a disappointment.
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« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2006, 03:51:12 PM »
Ok, we talking mistakes or disappointments?
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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2006, 03:52:03 PM »
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Ok, we talking mistakes or disappointments?


sorry - yes that was what i was looking for.

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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2006, 03:53:35 PM »
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Ok, we talking mistakes or disappointments?


Pearl Harbor kinda covers both of those for me :mad: Though it does deliver in a MST3K manner.

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 03:55:01 PM »
That's easy for me.

George Lucas' writing and directing the first 3 episodes of Star Wars.

I can't even watch epi. 4 - 6 now without thinking "what could have been..."

Bastard ruined my biggest childhood thrill.
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 03:56:30 PM »
Lord of the rings let me down. Shoulda stayed a book.

Pearl Harbor takes the cake tho.
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« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 03:58:03 PM »
All of the Jaws sequels...

Making a movie about a man's conflicted sexual desires, putting him in an F-14, and calling it Top Gun...

Casino Royale... James Bond wins all the chips after going all-in on a hand... with a far lower chip count to begin with. Not exactly how poker works.

In Gladiator you can see gas cylinders on the back of some of the chariots.

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« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 03:58:20 PM »
Oh come on, you KNEW Pearl Harbor was gonna suck.  Michael Bay?  Ben Affleck?  How could it avoid the suckage???

Personally, I really love TLOTR but that's an entirely different debate.
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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2006, 03:59:54 PM »
Oh, and Team America...acting was really stiff and what's up with all those damn strings?? HELLO???? Green screen anyone??? Jeeeez.

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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2006, 04:00:31 PM »
I love LOTR, amazing films.

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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2006, 04:01:07 PM »
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Oh, and Team America...acting was really stiff and what's up with all those damn strings?? HELLO???? Green screen anyone??? Jeeeez.

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yeah, talk about amateur. :rolleyes:

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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2006, 04:04:55 PM »
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Oh, and Team America...acting was really stiff and what's up with all those damn strings?? HELLO???? Green screen anyone??? Jeeeez.

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Yeah but those sex scenes were raunchy ;)

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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2006, 04:07:36 PM »
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Yeah but those sex scenes were raunchy ;)


Heck yeah, esp. the unrated director's cut! :huh
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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2006, 04:13:58 PM »
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I love LOTR, amazing films.


The battles yes. And how they made Ents look so bad arse.
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« Reply #14 on: November 30, 2006, 04:16:20 PM »
The Fountain.  Geez, was that an awful movie.  It is officially the worst movie I have ever seen now.  Displacing Pulp Fiction and Battlefield Earth as the worst ever.

What was even worse;  I have not been to a movie in about 6 months.  Missed some really good ones to end up seeing this garbage.
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