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Offline Halo

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If an Alien Came Up To You
« on: November 30, 2006, 10:42:43 PM »
If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?
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Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2006, 10:46:13 PM »
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If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?


"Hi"
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Offline lasersailor184

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« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2006, 10:46:23 PM »
"We'll do whatever you want, as long as you don't attack us with Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum.  The secret to life is Pi.  The very last digit of Pi (it is finite) isn't actually a number, but the secret to life."
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Offline FiLtH

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« Reply #3 on: November 30, 2006, 11:13:14 PM »
Bend over.
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Offline lukster

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« Reply #4 on: November 30, 2006, 11:14:34 PM »
42?
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« Reply #5 on: November 30, 2006, 11:19:11 PM »
I'd report it to INS and wave buhbuy as they deported it to mexico.
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Offline cav58d

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Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
« Reply #6 on: November 30, 2006, 11:22:27 PM »
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what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?


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Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
« Reply #7 on: November 30, 2006, 11:22:48 PM »
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If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?


Wherethephuckarewe?
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Offline sluggish

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« Reply #8 on: November 30, 2006, 11:24:31 PM »
re - mi - do - do - so
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #9 on: November 30, 2006, 11:27:37 PM »
Interesting thoughts, but remember, this alien understands and speaks in your language.
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Offline Halo

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« Reply #10 on: November 30, 2006, 11:32:44 PM »
Maybe we should dispense with prevailng wisdom, e.g.,

Do you know the way to San Jose?
Take me to your leader
Greetings Earthling
Hi, I'm Bob
I come for Earth women
Hello Jung lover
Keep your hands where I can see them
Freeze right there
Don't make any sudden moves

Seriously, what do you think an alien fluent in your language would say?
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Offline RightF00T

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« Reply #11 on: November 30, 2006, 11:34:29 PM »
Na-nu Na-Nu?
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Offline Tac

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« Reply #12 on: November 30, 2006, 11:50:26 PM »
'dissapointing'
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Offline Leslie

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« Reply #13 on: November 30, 2006, 11:56:10 PM »
Alien in its natural form, or looks like us?  Probably would ask directions if they looked like us.  May have a map in hand. A real alien would be so unlike us it would not be a situation where we would stay there to communicate with it by choice.  



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Offline Debonair

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« Reply #14 on: December 01, 2006, 12:22:12 AM »
is the alien a chick?
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