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Offline Rolex

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« Reply #45 on: December 02, 2006, 09:50:15 AM »
This has actually happened to me. Here's what he said:

"My name is _______ . I'm running for Congress and would appreciate your support..."
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« Reply #46 on: December 02, 2006, 09:56:27 AM »
"All your base are belong to us"
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Offline MrRiplEy[H]

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« Reply #47 on: December 02, 2006, 10:23:09 AM »
"Here boy!"
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« Reply #48 on: December 02, 2006, 10:49:14 AM »
"Am I too late for that Heaven's Gate meeting?  I told them I might be a little late, so they shouldn't do anything rash." :p
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« Reply #49 on: December 02, 2006, 12:32:16 PM »
"I'm lost."
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« Reply #50 on: December 02, 2006, 02:35:39 PM »
"I bet these apes taste great bbq'd!"
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Offline DREDIOCK

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« Reply #51 on: December 02, 2006, 04:16:54 PM »
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Originally posted by Halo
If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?





"We have heard your pleas
and are here to rescue you
We do not have a "Scotty" among us
But the transporter is standing by to beam you up
We have studied your world for a very long time.
And are in full agreement with you.

But. We must hurry as our Transporter devise is due for a software change which may take up to "Two Weeks" to complete as the last of your kind we rescued we let talk us into writing the new software for it.
In the process it seems he has managed to upset the time space continuum. So that hours may become days and weeks, months.

He left us notes to go by but so far our best linguists despite their best efforts have been unable to determine what language he had written  them in.

While you are with us perhaps you can help.
What exactly is "Coad"?"

:D
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« Reply #52 on: December 02, 2006, 04:21:06 PM »
Two weeks for a software change? My god I had no idea Microsoft's totalitarian style control went into space to other planets too.
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« Reply #53 on: December 02, 2006, 06:35:52 PM »
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Two weeks for a software change? My god I had no idea Microsoft's totalitarian style control went into space to other planets too.


hmmmm

Thought you said you were tired of Blond jokes ;)
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Offline Angus

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« Reply #54 on: December 03, 2006, 06:08:53 AM »
Or maybe they'd say:
Hey, we have come to join the HTC crew :D
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« Reply #55 on: December 03, 2006, 08:43:54 AM »
What Aliens are we talking about? If its the Aliens from the Sigourney Weaver films, I dont think theyd talk. Just kill. In which case, Id simply die!
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« Reply #56 on: December 03, 2006, 11:29:43 AM »
War of the Worlds, Independence Day, etc..., make for fun movies but it seems to me that any alien race sufficiently advanced to travel between the stars would be cable of engineering a virus that could wipe out all humans in a day or three. Would make for a much shorter and less fun movie though.
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« Reply #57 on: December 03, 2006, 11:51:50 AM »
if Sigourney Weaver came up to you, what would she say?
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« Reply #58 on: December 03, 2006, 12:00:10 PM »
AT AT, AT!  AT...AT AT, at at.

"Mr. President, my policy is to shoot first and ask questions later."

"The only good alien, is a dead alien."
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« Reply #59 on: December 03, 2006, 12:07:33 PM »
If you meet someone named Zaphod, you best be fiding a way to get off the planet very soon
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