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Offline DYNAMITE

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« Reply #60 on: December 03, 2006, 12:26:17 PM »
Boom! HEAD SHOT!
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Offline Widewing

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« Reply #61 on: December 03, 2006, 12:40:57 PM »
"I hope your sister stayed home...."

My regards,

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My regards,

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« Reply #62 on: December 03, 2006, 12:47:04 PM »
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hmmmm

Thought you said you were tired of Blond jokes ;)


DON"T
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« Reply #63 on: December 03, 2006, 12:47:53 PM »
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if Sigourney Weaver came up to you, what would she say?


Its been 7 hours and 15 days, since they took my ship away?
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« Reply #64 on: December 03, 2006, 01:11:28 PM »
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if Sigourney Weaver came up to you, what would she say?



Where did my youthful good looks and girlish pout run off to?!?!
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Re: If an Alien Came Up To You
« Reply #65 on: December 03, 2006, 01:47:07 PM »
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If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?



three words
BAR-B-QUE!!
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« Reply #66 on: December 03, 2006, 10:55:39 PM »
(Martian)
"I've come to share my ideals on freedom and the martian way.  No, it's ok... you don't have to ask for it... we just know that you'll love it and are willing to kill you all to give it to you"


(Me)

"This is all Bushes fault"
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« Reply #67 on: December 04, 2006, 07:23:58 PM »
(Alien) Hello, my people and I are here to take a hand full of people back with us to live a life of peace and happiness

(me) BYE EARTH
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« Reply #68 on: December 04, 2006, 07:28:05 PM »
something about an eludium 36 explosive space modulator.
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« Reply #69 on: December 04, 2006, 08:35:58 PM »
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(Alien) Hello, my people and I are here to take a hand full of people back with us to live a life of peace and happiness

(me) BYE EARTH


That's pretty cool, but here's a question:

After realizing that 10 hits of acid really didn't transform a 1972 VW van into a gateway to the 4th dimension, would you have enough cash on you for the cab-ride back to your house?
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« Reply #70 on: December 04, 2006, 08:40:18 PM »
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If a real honest to goodness alien from outer space landed and came up to you and being super brilliant could translate its advanced knowledge into understanding and speaking your language ...

what do you think the alien's first words to you would be?


He'd say to me:

"You are super intelligent, great looking, super modest, sing great, write great songs, make great models, take great pictures, and everybody loves you and wants to be just like you."

Or, something close to that, I'd bet.
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« Reply #71 on: December 05, 2006, 12:10:40 AM »
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He'd say to me:

"You are super intelligent, great looking, super modest, sing great, write great songs, make great models, take great pictures, and everybody loves you and wants to be just like you."

Or, something close to that, I'd bet.



See I KNEW the aliens got high!!!:noid
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« Reply #72 on: December 05, 2006, 12:13:29 AM »
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He'd say to me:

"You are super intelligent, great looking, super modest, sing great, write great songs, make great models, take great pictures, and everybody loves you and wants to be just like you."

Or, something close to that, I'd bet.


define: "close"
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« Reply #73 on: December 05, 2006, 12:27:20 AM »
"What are YOU looking at, Monkey-boyyy?!"


or the always pithy;


"Give me MY OVERTHRUSTER!"
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« Reply #74 on: December 05, 2006, 03:55:38 AM »
Alien: I want to submit this to the Oprah Book Club, can you help me?
Me: Hey whats this about "To Serve Man?"
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