Author Topic: The Official AH Celebrity Death Poll (Read 2177 times)

rpm · « **Reply #15 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:33:38 PM »

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Originally posted by DiabloTX
I retract my first answer.

I'm going 180 degrees.

Paris Hilton.

The other half of the dynamic duo is a better pick.

Neubob · « **Reply #16 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:34:16 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
he aint got nothin on evil kneivel though...that guys nearly toast already.

I'll have to amend my answer then, to reflect this new information. My new answer is now........

JB88 · « **Reply #17 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:35:23 PM »

but wait...

lets say evil kneivel was in a cage fight against evil kneivel?

DiabloTX · « **Reply #18 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:37:25 PM »

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Originally posted by rpm
The other half of the dynamic duo is a better pick.

Paris is burning.

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On September 7, 2006 Hilton was arrested for investigation of driving under the influence, even though she claimed that she had just one margarita, and the high alcohol content in her blood was a result of having no time to eat during a long day while making a music video. Hilton was arrested shortly before 12:30 a.m. in Hollywood. "The officers observed that Hilton exhibited the symptoms of intoxication. A field sobriety test was conducted at scene, and the officers determined she was driving under the influence," Officer Isabella. Hilton's blood alcohol content was .08, California's limit. Hilton was booked on suspicion of misdemeanor DUI and released almost immediately due to the flood of photographers outside.

Neubob · « **Reply #19 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:37:28 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
but wait...

lets say evil kneivel was in a cage fight against evil kneivel?

Depends, where is the cage located?

DiabloTX · « **Reply #20 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:39:13 PM »

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Richie was set free on $15,000 bail. She was listed in her police report as being 5-foot-1 and 85 pounds.

Ok, I go with Richie now.

JB88 · « **Reply #21 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:42:14 PM »

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Originally posted by Neubob
Depends, where is the cage located?

excellent question.

okay, lets up the ante here.

not only are they in a cage, but they are in a cage with richie and hilton. each of them posseses a tiny puppy with a diamond collar that the girls must capture before the party starts at madonna's house.

evil knievel one is wearing a blue jumpsuit, evil kneivel number two is in a red jumpsuit.

sigfried and roy are the commentators.

Neubob · « **Reply #22 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:43:28 PM »

Nuke would win.

Debonair · « **Reply #23 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:44:12 PM »

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Richie was set free on $15,000 bail. She was listed in her police report as being 5-foot-1 and 85 pounds.

its pretty unusual for a usa potato to charge in pounds, so i guess she much noe sumthing about teh currency markets

DiabloTX · « **Reply #24 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:44:28 PM »

But teh chick iz hawt!1!1!!!

rpm · « **Reply #25 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:44:28 PM »

Have to be at the fountains at Ceasar's Palace.

JB88 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:44:41 PM »

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Originally posted by Neubob
Nuke would win.

ah. yes. i hadnt considered that he might be doing the pre-game entertainment.

Neubob · « **Reply #27 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:46:05 PM »

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Originally posted by JB88
ah. yes. i hadnt considered that he might be doing the pre-game entertainment.

Would he be allowed to install the astroturf between Paris Hilton's legs?

DiabloTX · « **Reply #28 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:53:19 PM »

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Originally posted by Neubob
Would he be allowed to install the astroturf between Paris Hilton's legs?

Only if he video's it.

Man, think of the $$$$$$$.

Neubob · « **Reply #29 on:** December 12, 2006, 11:55:24 PM »

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Originally posted by DiabloTX
Only if he video's it.

Man, think of the $$$$$$$.

We're talking a Nuke triple threat here... Director, Soundtrack and astroturf.

I, of course, will be collecting my 12.5%