Just being american will get you a long way in eastern europe.
Just being blond and blue eyed will get you a long way in latin america, korea or japan.
Just hook up with some mediocre chick with a job who want's a blue eyed baby. Former warsaw pact countries you couldn't mooch off of a woman as easily, you'd have to get a job. But that wouldn't be hard for a native english speaker with modern skills. In most modern countries having a car is more of a bothersome accessory than a usefull mode of transportation. Even in mexico public transportation is cleaner, more efficient and cheaper than US public transportation. Having a masters in psych would be a good advantage also, like an extensive survival course for the urban enviornment.
oops, you said no education or skills
Well without any skills you can't even be a prostitute, and you can't even volunteer for medical testing because you can't read the consent form. So as a full grown infant, your uselessness is pretty much universal.
