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Offline ByeBye

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If you were poor, what country?
« on: December 21, 2006, 07:45:40 PM »
If you had no money, no job, no experience and no school, whitch country on this earth would you like to start out in?

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« Reply #1 on: December 21, 2006, 07:49:46 PM »
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If you had no money, no job, no experience and no school, whitch country on this earth would you like to start out in?


Under those circumstances?  Probably one in the EU, closely followed by the USA.

Question - how on earth do you figure this thread isn't going to turn ugly? :confused:
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« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2006, 07:51:11 PM »
mexico, then i could sneak into the USA and get all them things.

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« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2006, 08:00:56 PM »
Heck no.  Somewhere in Scandinavia.  8 months vacation, 4 day work week, free healthcare and chips, nice long nights with the Swedish Bikini Charity Team...

**** yeah, Scandinavia.
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« Reply #4 on: December 21, 2006, 08:14:47 PM »
A secret little Pacific island with perfect temperature, perfect water, perfect surf, perfect breeze, sufficient local food and produce, clothes optional, several nubile companions, solar laptop internet access, perfect bliss, and perfect gills for the inevitable tsunami.
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« Reply #5 on: December 21, 2006, 08:19:25 PM »
The problem is that most modern countries don't want poor people.  You can't naturalize to Canada, for example, without at least a two year degree, $50k in the bank, and proof of employment.  Imagine the crying if the US had that sort of an immigration policy.


Yeah, I know.  Read about it yourself
http://www.cic.gc.ca/english/
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« Reply #6 on: December 21, 2006, 08:55:41 PM »
I could political asylum to canada right now and if I did I'd want to be newfie and get a job at canadian tire.

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« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2006, 09:13:59 PM »
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If you had no money, no job, no experience and no school, whitch country on this earth would you like to start out in?



IF that description fits me, I'd cross the border to USA from Mex.  To get a job in the US i will have to show how hard I work so I can get hired.


PS:  In the real world, no country would ever take poor, uneducated, and inexperienced people.

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« Reply #8 on: December 21, 2006, 10:41:21 PM »
Halo when you were describing that isalnd..the first thought I had was tsunami.

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« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2006, 11:49:11 PM »
Yeah, it's a shame about all those little paradisical islands and tsunamis.  I vaguely remember a documentary awhile back that looked at a bunch of islands and pointed out how most are periodically swept clean by big waves or winds or both, which is why so many are never populated very long (assuming they are large enough to have enough water and other resources to sustain even meager populations).  

That made me recall a cruise to several Caribbean islands, comparatively large, seeing some inevitable trash here and there, and thinking how hurricanes and tsumanis are nature's vacuum cleaners, power washers, and leaf blowers, and most of the debris ends up somewhere in the briny deep.

If Earth ever drains dry, what a mess will emerge in every stream and ocean bed.  Although even then, it's a big planet, and we might be more surprised to see how little we mattered after all.
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2006, 12:03:52 AM »
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I could political asylum to canada right now and if I did I'd want to be newfie and get a job at canadian tire.

No you couldn't. You don't have the credentials. You want to work, so right off the bat you don't qualify. You need to be a former employee of a third world government and/or responsible for torture or murder of your fellow citizens and are under sentence or threat of death for these activities, or you are a self-proclaimed "ex" drug/war lord with a list of former victims & current enemies who are looking to kill you. If you aren't/weren't either of these it's the back of the line for you, bud. Unless of course you happen to be (or can reasonably make the claim to be) a hair-lipped, mentally/physically challenged, lesbian performance artist intending to cover yourself in human feces for a living. In that case we'll give you citizenship and a small fortune as you step across the border and pay your rent while you're here.

BTW, you can't be a newfie if you can't eat scrunchions or make & cook cod cheeks while drinking screech, or know what "stay where you're to and I'll come where your at" means without having the think about it.



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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2006, 12:22:40 AM »
Millions of poor, uneducated, unskilled Mexicans choose to come to the USA year after year - so we know at least the USA provides a suitable environment for improvement to these people.

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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2006, 12:43:00 AM »
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No you couldn't. You don't have the credentials. You want to work, so right off the bat you don't qualify. You need to be a former employee of a third world government and/or responsible for torture or murder of your fellow citizens and are under sentence or threat of death for these activities, or you are a self-proclaimed "ex" drug/war lord with a list of former victims & current enemies who are looking to kill you. If you aren't/weren't either of these it's the back of the line for you, bud. Unless of course you happen to be (or can reasonably make the claim to be) a hair-lipped, mentally/physically challenged, lesbian performance artist intending to cover yourself in human feces for a living. In that case we'll give you citizenship and a small fortune as you step across the border and pay your rent while you're here.

BTW, you can't be a newfie if you can't eat scrunchions or make & cook cod cheeks while drinking screech, or know what "stay where you're to and I'll come where your at" means without having the think about it.



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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2006, 01:01:39 AM »
Kiwilandia.  

British dominion so no switch in form of government.  Queen is still on the cash.  Lots of ocean for swimming/fishing.  Mountains for skiing.  Great education system.  And most importantly, I could once and for all say a big, "**** you", to northern hemisphere international politics.


On the downside, I would have to put up with the absolutely ugliest federal legislative building in history of civilization.





Dear god New Zealand, what the hell were you thinking?  :furious
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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2006, 02:17:42 AM »
That and while swimming you'd be dodging great whites - NZ is the shark capital of the planet if I recall right. ;)
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