I take complete responsibility for the things that happen to me. In some aspects, I amaze myself as to the amount of near death situations I've gotten myself out of.
On the other hand, I amaze myself as to the amount of near death experiences I've almost not gotten out of. Had I been a touch more of a ****-up, I don't think I'd be here.
So in summary, I'm completely awesome, yet almost a complete **** up. Does that mean I'm average?