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Offline volvo744

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« on: December 22, 2006, 12:44:42 PM »
I don't ask alot, Lord. I will suffer along with the rest, silently accepting of my lot in life. I will look favorably upon those less fortunate, and deal with mercy those who cannot understand, but please, PLEASE, take me from this unholy time that is Christmas music at work!!! It just keeps getting louder, and more pervasive within my mind. It pushes all thought process aside, turning my nerves to fire brand sensitivity.
I don't ask much. Just this simple favor. Just because your kid came back from the dead doesn't mean us mere mortals can withstand any form of brutal punshiment in the name of his birth. Please smite the hellspawn CD players which crush my will.
help.....

Happy Holidays just the same all

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Offline nirvana

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« Reply #1 on: December 22, 2006, 12:54:43 PM »
Thank the lord for not working retail anymore and having to listen to crappy pop stars ruin Christmas tunes.

Merry Christmas!
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« Reply #2 on: December 22, 2006, 01:09:15 PM »
Actually, I am a supervisor in production at a manufacturing facility. Management pipes it everywhere, but it is BLARING in our area, and barely audible in the office. Normally loud out here, but half the force on vacation, so only 40 or so left out here. Mutiny is in the air.....
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« Reply #3 on: December 22, 2006, 01:40:42 PM »
ROFL!

The only think I will be happy to see go, after Christmas, is our virtual socks.  We have these socks on our tree in the office.  Everyday, a chocolate monster fills them up.  No matter how much I eat, it still stays full!

Thus the term, virtual sock.  It is virtully always full of chocolate.  It is a bottomless pit of chocolate!  And it yells at me when I pass it by.  I swear I can hear the little bugger screaming at me!
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« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2006, 01:42:18 PM »
Manufacturing Facility, Hmmm? Claim that the loud Xmas music is a Health Hazard!

I believe that OSHA set a maximum exposure level/limit for noise in the workplace. I run Bulldozers and Front-bucket loaders for a living, and they always have a box of earplugs for us to use. Tell them the music contributes to an unsafe working condition, and that it has to be remedied.
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« Reply #5 on: December 22, 2006, 01:47:24 PM »
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ROFL!

The only think I will be happy to see go, after Christmas, is our virtual socks.  We have these socks on our tree in the office.  Everyday, a chocolate monster fills them up.  No matter how much I eat, it still stays full!

Thus the term, virtual sock.  It is virtully always full of chocolate.  It is a bottomless pit of chocolate!  And it yells at me when I pass it by.  I swear I can hear the little bugger screaming at me!


That's funny.  The company I work for, in our office that just closed in August, used to get (I kid you not) TONS of food gifts from vendors and clients.  Literally, the entire kitchen was full of candy baskets, fruit baskets, cookie tins, ugh... and CDW sends me a huge tin of sugar and butter cookies every year.  I love everything about Christmas....except that.

Oh and the King Cakes in February... we didn't get many last year though.
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« Reply #6 on: December 22, 2006, 01:54:19 PM »
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« Reply #7 on: December 22, 2006, 01:56:05 PM »
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whatever you do, do NOT click this link


I don't think this has the expected outcome. I got a home page of sound effects.
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« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2006, 01:57:39 PM »
Scotty, you have to speak a bit slower for the mooks.  Just FYI.  :D
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« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2006, 02:00:32 PM »
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I don't think this has the expected outcome. I got a home page of sound effects.


:confused:

mumble grumble rassa frassa gurble frogga drat.
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« Reply #10 on: December 22, 2006, 02:01:53 PM »
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mumble grumble rassa frassa gurble frogga drat.


hehe

Mooked again ehh JB88.


:D


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« Reply #11 on: December 22, 2006, 02:03:09 PM »
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hehe

Mooked again ehh JB88.


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mookbot: MMMMooooooooook.
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« Reply #12 on: December 22, 2006, 02:16:41 PM »
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ROFL!

The only think I will be happy to see go, after Christmas, is our virtual socks.  We have these socks on our tree in the office.  Everyday, a chocolate monster fills them up.  No matter how much I eat, it still stays full!

Thus the term, virtual sock.  It is virtully always full of chocolate.  It is a bottomless pit of chocolate!  And it yells at me when I pass it by.  I swear I can hear the little bugger screaming at me!


mmmmmmmchocolate
This entire week, every path to my desk has led through the office area for this reason. Most guys get in trouble for lipstick on the collar when they get home. Me, it's "Garlic? Again? When are you bringing ME some chex mix!??!" Because our HR person usually gives it out for gifts, but instead made vats for all here. Somehow, this becomes my fault...
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« Reply #13 on: December 22, 2006, 02:32:26 PM »
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mmmmmmmchocolate
This entire week, every path to my desk has led through the office area for this reason. Most guys get in trouble for lipstick on the collar when they get home. Me, it's "Garlic? Again? When are you bringing ME some chex mix!??!" Because our HR person usually gives it out for gifts, but instead made vats for all here. Somehow, this becomes my fault...


you are supposed to walk in the house with your pants pockets full of them and ask her is she wants to share as you dump handfulls of them out on the table.

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Offline 1Boner

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« Reply #14 on: December 22, 2006, 02:33:05 PM »
i used to hate the seasony christmas music at work too!!

until i brought in my own!!

trans siberian orchestra---some guys from savatage with an orchestra doing christmas style music.  

not your standard-- jingle bell stuff--i assure you.

also try --- ho ho hoey---by gary hoey

more standard christmas stuff --but no vocals---just face rippin guitar!!


damn!!----i listen to this stuff in july!!!!




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trans siberian has some pretty good live video on you tube fyi!!
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