If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?

[sluggish]

Would you hire Van Halen for your Super Sweet 16 Birthday Party?

[Skuzzy]

Trying to figure out how you even came up with that post to start this thread.  

But all the scenarios end up being pretty twisted.  

[Roscoroo]

naw ... id rather have Blue oyster cult , or Nugent .







(Clue)

[uptown]

I'm betting you'd get a bigger reward for NOT saving her

[Dago]

Originally posted by uptown
I'm betting you'd get a bigger reward for NOT saving her

That is gay.  Brooke is hot.

I would save her reward free just for the fact that she no doubt would offer herself to me, offer to become my love slave.  Yeah baby.

[FBplmmr]

I would buy her a "flow-be" for her eyebrow.

[Mustaine]

I'll tell you what I'd spend the money on,


2 Chicks at the same time.

[eagl]

I think I'd do absolutely nothing at all.

[Dago]

Originally posted by eagl
I think I'd do absolutely nothing at all.

With the reward, or to save Brooke?

I know you would save Brooke, you are not the type that could stand by and do nothing.  By your very occupation, you are a doer, not a watcher.

But, by your occupation, I also know you would spend the reward on three things:

1) Sunglasses
2) Big watches
3) Leather Flight Jackets

 

[Kurt]

Originally posted by eagl
I think I'd do absolutely nothing at all.

I agree, I would watch her drown and do nothing at all.

No, Thats what I'd like to do though.  Her being a Human Being (of sorts) I probably would be compelled to save her.

I'd use the money to hire a hit man to snuff her our when I'm not around to save her.

[eagl]

Ummm the question was what would be done with the reward money, not if you'd save her in the first place...

And my answer was directly related to the answer directly above mine.  It is indirectly related to a red swingline stapler, the Y2K bug, and 15 pieces of flair.

Then again, 15 pieces of flair is directly related to why my boots are always kept "black and serviceable" and not particularly shiny, no matter what the Chief's council has to say on the subject.

It's why my answer to every Chief who informs me that my lower right leg flight suit pocket is unzipped in violation of regulations, is to point out that the day he quits ironing and starching his BDUs is the day he can talk to me about the status of my zippers.

They hate that.

[Dago]

Originally posted by eagl
Ummm the question was what would be done with the reward money, not if you'd save her in the first place...

And my answer was directly related to the answer directly above mine.  It is indirectly related to a red swingline stapler, the Y2K bug, and 15 pieces of flair.

Then again, 15 pieces of flair is directly related to why my boots are always kept "black and serviceable" and not particularly shiny, no matter what the Chief's council has to say on the subject.

It's why my answer to every Chief who informs me that my lower right leg flight suit pocket is unzipped in violation of regulations, is to point out that the day he quits ironing and starching his BDUs is the day he can talk to me about the status of my zippers.

They hate that.

You just think it would be great to be a gangsta!

[AWMac]

Are sharks involved?

If there's sharks she's on her own.

Bah Bye Brooke....



Mac

[bj229r]

buy her a boob job

[culero]

Originally posted by Mustaine
I'll tell you what I'd spend the money on,


2 Chicks at the same time.

That doesn't cost money.

Heck, I have to say that doing it right is so much work that it ought to PAY money