Author Topic: If you saved Brooke Shields from drowning, how would you spend the reward money?  (Read 715 times)

Offline john9001

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Brooke Shields can swim, i saw her in blue lagoon.

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I'd take Brooke and we would go see Marie Osmond.

We'd sit around drinking mimosas and talk about postpartum depression.

I'd sympathize to show how sensitive I am.
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Then again, 15 pieces of flair is directly related to why my boots are always kept "black and serviceable" and not particularly shiny, no matter what the Chief's council has to say on the subject.
15 pieces of flair is the minimum required. Do you only do the minimum required for your job?
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If the minimum isn't good enough, then they should change the minimum.

So... more?

Here, this is me expressing myself.  *finger*

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Umm, yeah. I'm going to have to ask you to move your desk again.
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I don't like my job, I don't think I am going to go anymore.
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That doesn't cost money.

Heck, I have to say that doing it right is so much work that it ought to PAY money :)
I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.
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i would not accept MONEY as the reward :D

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I think if I were a millionaire I could hook that up, too; 'cause chicks dig dudes with money. Well, the type of chicks that'd double up on a dude like me do.


No, I mean its work being the "1" in a "2v1"....anyone who says different ain't done it, or at least done it properly :)
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It depends entirely on my needs at the moment & how much the reward was.