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« Reply #105 on: February 03, 2007, 11:16:51 AM »
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Well the cat wouldn't be explosive in Malibu.

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I don't know, what if it was a Baldwin?
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #106 on: February 03, 2007, 11:19:09 AM »
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I don't know, what if it was a Baldwin?


Well in that case the bomb squad may be justified in putting a stick of dynamite in its arse and lighting the fuse.

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« Reply #107 on: February 03, 2007, 11:23:27 AM »
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I saw someone walking a cat on a leash, the cat must have been a bomb.

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I saw oil in the street. I could care less. I saw oil under my car. I became suspicious and investigated under my car for a problem.

I saw water in the sink. I don't care. I saw water in the basement. I look for a problem.

I see a sponge bob knapsack in Toy's R  Us. I don't care. I see 6 sponge bob knapsacks stuffed under bridges in a city and I look for a reason why.

I understand certain people are oblivious sometime when things are amiss.
They frequently say things like "I downloaded this awesome screen saver and wouldn't you know, my computer is suddenly on the fritz and I can't use it."

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« Reply #108 on: February 03, 2007, 11:26:56 AM »
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I see a sponge bob knapsack in Toy's R  Us. I don't care. I see 6 sponge bob knapsacks stuffed under bridges in a city and I look for a reason why.

 


But do sponge bob posters under bridges scare you too?

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« Reply #109 on: February 03, 2007, 11:31:17 AM »
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But do sponge bob posters under bridges scare you too?

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Does a person with a pocket knife getting on a plane scare you?
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #110 on: February 03, 2007, 11:32:52 AM »
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But do sponge bob posters under bridges scare you too?

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Depends. Any powder sugar on them?

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« Reply #111 on: February 03, 2007, 11:33:13 AM »
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Does a person with a pocket knife getting on a plane scare you?


Not if it is a picture of one with flashing lights on it.

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« Reply #112 on: February 03, 2007, 11:38:35 AM »
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Not if it is a picture of one with flashing lights on it.

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Nice dodge
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #113 on: February 03, 2007, 11:38:43 AM »
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Not if it is a picture of one with flashing lights on it.

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I assume you only install the pretty looking Trojans on your computer.

If it has blinking lights, its safe!

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« Reply #114 on: February 03, 2007, 11:42:47 AM »
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Nice dodge


I thought we were talking about the signs under the bridges in Boston, not knives on planes, my bad.

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« Reply #115 on: February 03, 2007, 11:44:26 AM »
BTW and Sixpense have perfected the art of the strawman argument.

Stay away from fire, guys!
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« Reply #116 on: February 03, 2007, 11:48:02 AM »
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BTW and Sixpense have perfected the art of the strawman argument.

Stay away from fire, guys!


Hey, he taped up his ego and came back!



Hey look, it's a broken computer! I think i'll take it home and fix it!
"My grandaddy always told me, "There are three things that'll put a good man down: Losin' a good woman, eatin' bad possum, or eatin' good possum."" - Holden McGroin

(and I still say he wasn't trying to spell possum!)

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« Reply #117 on: February 03, 2007, 11:48:48 AM »
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BTW and Sixpense have perfected the art of the strawman argument.

Stay away from fire, guys!


Yea I like your argument. "Don't listen to them. They smell bad!!"

Its not a straw man. Its critical thinking. You know how to do it or you don't. I don't think it can be taught.

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« Reply #118 on: February 03, 2007, 11:49:16 AM »
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Hey, he taped up his ego and came back!



Hey look, it's a broken computer! I think i'll take it home and fix it!
Are you just hitting random keys on your keyboard now?  I think you've confused me with someone else.
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« Reply #119 on: February 03, 2007, 11:50:38 AM »
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Yea I like your argument. "Don't listen to them. They smell bad!!"

Its not a straw man. Its critical thinking. You know how to do it or you don't. I don't think it can be taught.
Well, you folks are trying to equate knives on airplanes with LiteBrites.  It's called a strawman argument.
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