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Offline Dichotomy

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« on: March 01, 2007, 08:57:17 AM »
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we
 drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
 absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in
 feces,  in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!  
 
 However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer
 because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
 filtering and fermenting.
 
 WATER = Poop
 
 BEER = HEALTH
 
 Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to
 drink beer and talk ***** than to drink water and be full of *****.
 
 There is no need to thank me for this valuable
 information, I am doing it as a public service.
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Re: Todays PSA
« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2007, 09:21:27 AM »
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Originally posted by Dichotomy
WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we
 drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
 absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in
 feces,  in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!
That math doesn't add up. I bet it's more like 1 gram... unless you're drinking from the hudson.

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« Reply #2 on: March 01, 2007, 09:40:17 AM »
1 kilo, 1 gram what does it matter,  no poop shall pass these lips,  drink more beer!   :)

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« Reply #3 on: March 01, 2007, 09:49:10 AM »
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Originally posted by Mini D
That math doesn't add up. I bet it's more like 1 gram... unless you're drinking from the hudson.


     If you're drinking a liter a day from the Hudson river, poop is the least
of your worries.  It's what kind of hat you should wear to cover the
tentacles  
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« Reply #4 on: March 01, 2007, 10:09:31 AM »
I drink bottled water.
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« Reply #5 on: March 01, 2007, 10:29:48 AM »
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Originally posted by Curval
I drink bottled water.


ah , bottled poopy water.

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« Reply #6 on: March 01, 2007, 10:37:56 AM »
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ah , bottled poopy water.

yes, but its quality, filtered poopy water,  not just any regular poopy water

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« Reply #7 on: March 01, 2007, 10:46:29 AM »
we eat cooked animal flesh and you are worried about alittle chlorinated poop water?
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« Reply #8 on: March 01, 2007, 10:55:51 AM »
I just bypass the middleman I smoke to filter out that harmful secondhand stuff...Drink pondwater and bake a ****...if your gonna do something to it right!...Deack Damnit!

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« Reply #9 on: March 01, 2007, 10:57:48 AM »
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Originally posted by Airscrew
1 kilo, 1 gram what does it matter,  no poop shall pass these lips,  drink more beer!   :)


exactly!!

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« Reply #10 on: March 01, 2007, 11:09:27 AM »
Poop in water? What about whats in the really cheap hot dogs? :O
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« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2007, 11:28:04 AM »
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Poop in water? What about whats in the really cheap hot dogs? :O

it counteracts whats in the water.   Dont you listen to George Carlin?  You need to be eating the hot dogs to build up your immunity to all the other stuff...

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« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2007, 11:51:43 AM »
Ah yes George Carlin, The master of thinking up goofy $%#@
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« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2007, 12:24:28 PM »
This is all pretty gross
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« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2007, 12:48:51 PM »
I think we have found the cause of the '*hit eating grin'.