WATER...... It has been scientifically proven that if we
 drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have
 absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli bacteria found in
 feces,  in other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop!  
 
 However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer
 because alcohol has to go through a distillation process of boiling,
 filtering and fermenting. 
 
 WATER = Poop 
 
 BEER = HEALTH 
 
 Free yourself of Poop, drink BEER!!! It is better to
 drink beer and talk ***** than to drink water and be full of *****. 
 
 There is no need to thank me for this valuable
 information, I am doing it as a public service.