Author Topic: Tommow is My Time! (Read 2718 times)

AWMac · « **on:** March 09, 2007, 01:28:05 AM »

New job..Kewl. Federal Gov Chit...
Did the security clearance crap before..no sweat.
"Who are you, where ya been, past criminal history..."
Alice's Resturant Crap...
I've been cleared to TSSBI SBI SCI, SI, TK and G.
All I need is fingerprints done at my local Police station.
Same bastards that held me in for "Public Intoxication" 4 Years ago..from a golf course after "I" got ran over by a golf cart from a foursome that I picked up on and was kickin they're butts.

Needless to say...

Went to get fingerprints done today... politely told I can only get fingerprints done from 8am to 12.. Hmmm... Ifluff'n I comit a crime do I wait til 8am to get fingerprinted?

Soooo... anyways... I need a haircut badly, need a shower, look a bit ruff... got my old biker watermelon colors, leathers and was figuring. I could have fun with this. Early morn, a few shots of Vodka and a Beer, Dress in my old leathers and rags...no combing the pillow hair and let a 3 day stubble exist.

Question the Officer if I can , think a few about the fingerprinting...

I have nothing to hide...just Bored.

Mac

JB88 · « **Reply #1 on:** March 09, 2007, 01:41:04 AM »

sweet.

Debonair · « **Reply #2 on:** March 09, 2007, 01:42:49 AM »

bedsheet for clothes + turban + "i brake for wahabis" bumbersticker = lols

JB88 · « **Reply #3 on:** March 09, 2007, 01:43:42 AM »

wahabi tooooo hot for my sushi. me likey soy.

AWMac · « **Reply #4 on:** March 09, 2007, 01:48:58 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
sweet.

I'd thought you'd like it JB88...

Up The Establishment!!!

Show up drunk in the morning...lookin wasted, dressed in Leathers and Colors, Rags... resist a bit when they finger me...

Pffft... I worked Intel/Sec in Korea for 4 years... these local yocals have no clue.

All in Good Fun...

Mac

AWMac · « **Reply #5 on:** March 09, 2007, 01:56:04 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
wahabi tooooo hot for my sushi. me likey soy.

My wifey is the best Suishi Chef here is Oklahoma....

Mac

JB88 · « **Reply #6 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:06:32 AM »

having been to oklahoma....

you do know that traditional sushi does NOT call for tortillas in a pinch right?

JB88 · « **Reply #7 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:08:18 AM »

(like i could have resisted that one...sorry mrs. mac)

AWMac · « **Reply #8 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:10:44 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
having been to oklahoma....

you do know that traditional sushi does NOT USE tortillas in a pinch right?

Revisit OK..

Come to Tulsa and visit Fuji Resturant.

You will not be disappointed... JB88San..

Mac

JB88 · « **Reply #9 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:15:50 AM »

i may just do that one day...

but will they still substitute flour tortillas for me if i ask?

AWMac · « **Reply #10 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:21:28 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
i may just do that one day...

but will they still substitute flour tortillas for me if i ask?

All wishes are respected.

Mac

JB88 · « **Reply #11 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:22:19 AM »

mexcellent!!!

AWMac · « **Reply #12 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:26:59 AM »

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Originally posted by JB88
mexcellent!!!

No tortilla's are at Fuji Restaurant.

Just Sushi.

Mac

AWMac · « **Reply #13 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:28:07 AM »

JB88 hope you are not intending to hijack my thread old boy......

Mac

JB88 · « **Reply #14 on:** March 09, 2007, 02:31:52 AM »

wouldnt dream of it SOONER!!!!

GO BIG RED!!!!

ahem.

good night.