The Inquistion...
(Let’s begin!)
The Inquisition...
(Look out sin!)
We have a mission:
To convert the Jews.
(Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jew Jews)
We’re gonna teach them...
(...wrong from right)
We’re gonna help them...
(...see the light)
And make an offer that they can’t refuse.
(That the Jews just can’t refuse!)
Confess: don’t be boring!
Say yes: don’t be dull!
A fact you’re ignoring:
It’s better to lose your skullcap than your skull.
(Oy, oy gavalt!)
The Inquisition...
(What a show!)
The Inquisition...
(Here we go!)
We know you’re wishin' that we’d go away,
But the Inquisition’s here, and it’s here to stay
The inquisition...(Oh boy!)
The inquisition...(What joy!)
The inquisition...(Oy oy!)
I was sitting in a temple.
I was minding my own business,
I was listening to a lovely Hebrew mass.
Then these papus persons plunge in,
And they throw me in a dungeon,
And they shoved a red hot poker up my ass!
Is that considerate?
Is that polite?
And not a tube of Preparation H in sight.
I’m sittin’ flickin’ chickens,
And I'm lookin’ through the pickin's,
And suddenly, these goyim break down my walls!
I didn’t even know them,
And they grabbed me by the apple,
And they started playing Ping Pong with my balls!
Oy, the agony!
Ooh, the Shame!
To make my privates public for a game!?
The Inquisition...
(What a show!)
The Inquisition...
(Here we go!)
We know you’re wishin' that we’d go away,
But the Inquisition’s here, and it’s here to…
Hey Torquemada,
What do you say?
I just got back from the auto-da-fé.
"Auto-da-fé?" What’s an "auto-da-fé?"
It’s what you oughtn’t to do, but you do anyway.
Skit scat doodlebat doodle be bay
Will you convert?
…NO NO NO NO
Will you confess?
…NO NO NO NO
Will you revert?
…NO NO NO NO
Will you say YES?
…NO NO NO NO
Now I asked in a nice way,
I said "pretty please."
I bent their ears,
Now I’ll work on the knees!
Hey Torquemada,
Walk this way...
We got a little game that you might want to play.
So, pull that handle, try your luck:
Who knows Torque?
You might win a buck!
(All right!)
Put it in the car!
In the car...In the car...
How we doing, any converts today?
Not a one. Nay Nay Nay.
We’ve flattened their fingers,
We’ve branded their buns,
Nothing is working...
SEND IN THE NUNS!
The Inquisition...
(What a show)
The Inquisition...
(Here we go)
We know you’re wishin' that we’d go away.
So come on, you muslims, and you jews,
We've got big news for all of youse.
You better change your point of views today!
'Cause the Inquisition's here,
And it’s here to stayyyyyyy!
