Author Topic: Bad things... (Read 518 times)

Serenity · « **on:** March 28, 2007, 07:41:48 PM »

Saw this and though of all you folks:

Clem drove his pickup alongside the road and showed his buddy Jed where he'd first had sex. "It was right down there by that there tree. I remember it plain as day. It was a warm summer day... We were madly in love... We made our way down to that the tree and made love for hours," explained Clem.

"That sounds amazing," exclaimed Jed.

"Yep, it was goin' real well until I looked up and saw her momma standing right there watching us..."

"Damn, what did her momma say when she saw you puttin' it to her daughter?" "Baaaaa..."

Mr No Name · « **Reply #1 on:** March 28, 2007, 07:43:48 PM »

That was baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaad.

Boroda · « **Reply #2 on:** March 28, 2007, 08:28:00 PM »

Lucky you. You can laugh at such jokes.

Punchline was obvious from the very beginning.

Serenity · « **Reply #3 on:** March 28, 2007, 09:10:59 PM »

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Originally posted by Boroda
Lucky you. You can laugh at such jokes.

Punchline was obvious from the very beginning.

Im sorry, should I be offended by that statement? Punchline was obvious to me too, but with all the jokes you hear on AH about bad things and sheep...

BTW · « **Reply #4 on:** March 28, 2007, 09:19:14 PM »

Yea but then when one considers your avatar..

(really I'm kidding

)

Boroda · « **Reply #5 on:** March 28, 2007, 09:19:44 PM »

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Originally posted by Serenity
Im sorry, should I be offended by that statement? Punchline was obvious to me too, but with all the jokes you hear on AH about bad things and sheep...

No offences please

If you want a joke about sheeps - I prefer one about a crisis manager (??? don;t know how to translate it back to Eng) and a sheperd.

Serenity · « **Reply #6 on:** March 28, 2007, 09:22:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Boroda
No offences please

If you want a joke about sheeps - I prefer one about a crisis manager (??? don;t know how to translate it back to Eng) and a sheperd.

lol. Give it a shot, you might get lucky, and have some read this who is high enough to laugh at anything, lol... Yeah, I just stumbled upon this, and somehow skuzzy came immidiately to my mind...

Boroda · « **Reply #7 on:** March 28, 2007, 09:34:24 PM »

A shiny SUV on a mountain road, gets stuck in a herd of sheeps, a man wearing a $5K suit comes out and asks a sheperd if he knows how much sheeps he has.

-"Yes I know"

-"Let's make a bet, if I'll tell how much sheep you have - you give me one, if I am mistaken - I give you my car!"

-"OK"

The young man takes his laptop, installs a sattelite antenna, downloads a sat photo of the area, runs an image-recognition software and in about 10 minutes says: "You have 295 sheeps! Am I right?"

- "Yes you are right!... Go pick one"

A young man carries a sheep to his SUV, when a sheperd says:

- "You probably work as a crisis manager?"

- "Yes, how do you know?"

- "You give me advise while you don't know anything about my business. And please, give me back my dog!"

Sorry for lame translation.

Dichotomy · « **Reply #8 on:** March 28, 2007, 09:53:31 PM »

no it translates quite well sir

Serenity · « **Reply #9 on:** March 29, 2007, 05:18:53 PM »

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Originally posted by Boroda
A shiny SUV on a mountain road, gets stuck in a herd of sheeps, a man wearing a $5K suit comes out and asks a sheperd if he knows how much sheeps he has.

-"Yes I know"

-"Let's make a bet, if I'll tell how much sheep you have - you give me one, if I am mistaken - I give you my car!"

-"OK"

The young man takes his laptop, installs a sattelite antenna, downloads a sat photo of the area, runs an image-recognition software and in about 10 minutes says: "You have 295 sheeps! Am I right?"

- "Yes you are right!... Go pick one"

A young man carries a sheep to his SUV, when a sheperd says:

- "You probably work as a crisis manager?"

- "Yes, how do you know?"

- "You give me advise while you don't know anything about my business. And please, give me back my dog!"

Sorry for lame translation.

Laughed my arse off! Great joke great translation!

Serenity · « **Reply #10 on:** March 29, 2007, 05:19:35 PM »

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Originally posted by BTW
Yea but then when one considers your avatar..

(really I'm kidding )

Just noticed your post. Yeah, i love sheep, but not like that.

AquaShrimp · « **Reply #11 on:** March 29, 2007, 05:48:31 PM »

Hahaha "And please, give me back my dog".

VOR · « **Reply #12 on:** March 29, 2007, 05:51:40 PM »

Good joke, Boroda. It's tragically funny due to our recent FEMA fiasco.

lasersailor184 · « **Reply #13 on:** March 29, 2007, 05:59:15 PM »

Not a too dissimilar joke to what we have here Boroda. Except in ours, the crisis manager is a democrat and it goes on for a few more lines.

Boroda · « **Reply #14 on:** March 29, 2007, 06:05:37 PM »

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Originally posted by lasersailor184
Not a too dissimilar joke to what we have here Boroda. Except in ours, the crisis manager is a democrat and it goes on for a few more lines.

I said - I know it's a translation from English, but I wasn't sure about that young guy's profession. It's silly to translate jokes back to English.

I have heard it from my friend who worked in a company that was "re-engineering business processes".