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Offline M36

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« on: April 04, 2007, 07:36:28 AM »
High School in 1973 vs 2006


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking
lot with rifle in gun rack.

1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a
look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and
gets his own rifle to show Jack.

2006 - School goes into lock down, FBI called,
Jack hauled off to jail and never sees his
truck or gun again. Counselors called in
for traumatized students and teachers.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++


Scenario: Johnny and Mark get into a fist
fight after school.

1973 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and
Mark shake hands and end up best friends.
Nobody goes to jail, nobody arrested,
nobody expelled.

2006 - Police called, SWAT team arrives, arrests
Johnny and Mark. Charge them with assault,
both expelled even though Johnny started it.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Jeffrey won't be still in class,
disrupts other students.

1973 - Jeffrey sent to office and given a good
paddling by Principal. Sits still in class.

2006 - Jeffrey given huge doses of Ritalin.
Becomes a zombie. School gets extra
money from state because Jeffrey
has a disability.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Billy breaks a window in his father's
car and his Dad gives him a whipping.

1973 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal,
goes to college, and becomes a successful
businessman.

2006 - Billy's Dad is arrested for child abuse. Billy
removed to foster care and joins a gang. Billy's
sister is told by state psychologist that she
remembers being abused herself and
their Dad goes to prison. Billy's Mom
has affair with psychologist.

++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Mark gets a headache and takes
some headache medicine to school.

1973 - Mark shares headache medicine with
Principal out on the smoking dock.

2006 - Police called, Mark expelled from school
for drug violations. Car searched for drugs
and weapons.

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Scenario: Pedro fails high school English.

1973: Pedro goes to summer school,
passes English, goes to college.

2006: Pedro's cause is taken up by state progressive
political party. Newspaper articles appear nationally
explaining that teaching English as a requirement
for graduation is racist. ACLU files class action
lawsuit against state school system & Pedro's
English teacher. English banned from core
curriculum. Pedro given diploma anyway
but ends up mowing lawns for a living
because he can't speak English.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers
from the 4th of July, puts them in a model air-
plane paint bottle, blows up a red ant bed.

1973 - Ants die.

2006 - BATF, Homeland Security, FBI called.
Johnny charged with domestic terrorism,
FBI investigates parents, siblings
removed from home, computers
confiscated.
Johnny's Dad goes on a terror watch list
and is never allowed to fly again.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Johnny falls while running during recess
and scrapes his knee. He is found crying by his
teacher, Mary. Mary hugs him to comfort him.

1973 - In a short time Johnny feels
better and goes on playing.

2006 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator
& loses her job. She faces 3 years in State Prison.


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« Reply #1 on: April 04, 2007, 08:00:19 AM »
You know that could have been funny if it wasn't true.:(
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« Reply #2 on: April 04, 2007, 08:13:23 AM »
for a lot of us it is very sad.   We let the women and socialists run the place and this is what they have done with it.

Any boy who acts like a boy in school gets drugged these days.   1984 and "brave new world" have collided and this is what we got.

Ya gotta ask... does making everyone wear seatbelts set a good precident or a bad one?   I say a bad one... a very bad one...  once you feel that other peoples liberty is yours to vote on.. that we live in a democracy... it is the beginning of the end.  

Letting women vote was probly the real beginning of the end tho.

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Re: High School 1973 vs 2006
« Reply #3 on: April 04, 2007, 08:18:19 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by M36
High School in 1973 vs 2006


++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

Scenario: Jack pulls into school parking
lot with rifle in gun rack.

1973 - Vice Principal comes over, takes a
look at Jack's rifle, goes to his car and
gets his own rifle to show Jack.

 



Well..............a little different.

High School in 1970.

Scenario:Jack pulls into school parking
lot with rifle in gun rack and two coyotes and a bobcat that have been taken before school.
Jack tells superintendent he needs to take off from school to go collect the cash for the hides.
Superintendent tells Jack that is not possible.
Jack tells superintendent to screw off.
Jack gets expelled from school for three days.
Jack goes to Paris Fur And Hide ,  collects money for hides, then makes a run to the local bootlegger.
Jack picks up chick after school and gets laid on dirt road that night.
All is good.
Super is POed at Jack as was the norm.
Jack has a smile that cannot be washed off with a wire brush and Boraxo.
Life is good.














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« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2007, 10:42:58 AM »
Quote
Originally posted by Xargos
You know that could have been funny if it wasn't true.:(



You got that right!
its a damn shame how things are being run right into the ground.
eventualy when "our" generation" gets to old or totaly dies out the whole country is going straight to crap:cry
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« Reply #5 on: April 04, 2007, 11:19:54 AM »
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Originally posted by WilldCrd
You got that right!
its a damn shame how things are being run right into the ground.
eventualy when "our" generation" gets to old or totaly dies out the whole country is going straight to crap:cry


I believe Socrates said the same thing. ;)
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« Reply #6 on: April 04, 2007, 12:14:01 PM »
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Letting women vote was probly the real beginning of the end tho.

lazs


This is where it all began.

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« Reply #7 on: April 04, 2007, 12:28:01 PM »
I remember all the fights I got into as a teen and half the guys I became friends with.  It is ashame that the kids of today will miss out on true male bonding.  

And I did not mean that in a gay way. :p
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« Reply #8 on: April 04, 2007, 12:29:17 PM »
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Originally posted by SIK1
I believe Socrates said the same thing. ;)


and he was right.

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« Reply #9 on: April 04, 2007, 12:46:44 PM »
Most of the boys in school had rifles or shotguns in their cars during hunting season and it wasn't that uncommon at other times either. Never any problems.


i dont got enough perkies as it is and i like upen my lancs to kill 1 dang t 34 or wirble its fun droping 42 bombs

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« Reply #10 on: April 04, 2007, 12:57:38 PM »
Lets go back to 1964 high school.

This punk pulls a switch-blade on me. Before he has a chance to do anything, I give a boot to his gonads and he is jumped by 5-6 guys and and has the she!t beat out of him. He never pulled a knife on anyone else after that. No repercussions from the authorities either.

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« Reply #11 on: April 04, 2007, 12:59:34 PM »
It's funny but a blade will scare me more then a gun.  I know it's stupid.
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« Reply #12 on: April 04, 2007, 02:01:40 PM »
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Originally posted by SIK1
I believe Socrates said the same thing. ;)


Right before he was heard to say:
"I drank what?!"


Situation only going to get worse.  SS will take larger chunk of national budget.  Baby boom generation block will vote to keep and extend their own benefits at the cost of current and future generations education and care as well as national infrastructure.  Kids get dumber.  Bridges collapse.  

'Blood for Oil' will continue to be national policy until the lid finally comes off in the Middle East and all western economies crash when a barrel of oil costs over $150 (US).

Sure glad I decided to not have children.  

Amazing how many things me and my friends did 20 to 30 years ago would in this day and age have us labeled as terrorists, expelled from school, and locked up somewhere on heavy medication.
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« Reply #13 on: April 04, 2007, 03:31:10 PM »
Yeah, school is pretty fun these days.
Who are you to wave your finger?

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« Reply #14 on: April 04, 2007, 03:46:30 PM »
I have go to say as a current student in High School M36 is right.

At my school if someone comes and starts pounding the crap out of your face and is likely to really cause damage and you swing back and knock him out this is what happens. The guy that hit you gets suspended for 3 days then gets a week on In-House. The guy that defended his head and did nothing gets a week of In-House. Both get in trouble even when one started it.

Okay heres another one. We are all seating in class learning. Someone knocks on the door. Teacher opens the door and it is a Campus Police officer and a guy with a dog. Kids look at door and turn their heads and look at the druggies. One kid is still sleeping. Teacher says okay class line up in the hall. Kid sleeping wakes up and yawns. Guy with dog sees this kid yawn. Dog enters room with the guy. Campus Police officer stands out in the hall and guards the door. All our quite. Guy walks back out and tells the kid that yawn to come with him in the class. They guy says to the kid, Did you put anything in your mouth and swallow it when I entered? The kid says no sir. Are you sure because I saw you put something in your mouth. The kid said I just yawned sir. Okay what ever, next time I'm watching you. All the kids come back in and miss out on 10 mins of learning.

OH yea. We have to wear an ID card around our necks at all times. There stricked about it at the beginning of school but they slack off later on in the year. The IDs are not a bad idea if you don't want kids from other schools on the campus grounds, but its real easy to buy another ID for $5. Give that ID to a drug seller and then no one will know.
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