This is an actual example. I only include it here as it's damned funny.
This is honest to God, word for word what was said to me one afternoon.
"You flippin eejit! Don't you know how to give a check six? Now I'm dead and it's all thanks to you!"
Me: "Was a little busy pal, in that 3 on 1, with a pilot wound."
"What the flip did you say?" No, I don't flippin care! For flips sake! Flip off!"