Steve - I mean no disrespect and my comments are not directed at your kids - they are directed at kids in general....
Kids - particularly infants - are ugly. No really - look at the picture above and tell me how two bald midgets with over-sized heads can be cute.
I have no doubt that in 18 years guys everywhere will be swooning over them (and Steve will be having sleepless nights), but right now they are, well, ugly.
Parenthood makes you blind.
