My question...who the hell gives their wife a pig for their birthday?!?!
Yokel: Hey honey I got a surprise for you...guess what these keys are to!

Yokel Wife: OMG, you got me a brand new Grand Marquis didnt you! YIPPEE!

Yokel: No
Yokel Wife: A PT Cruiser?
Yokel: No

Yokel Wife: Well what are the keys for?!

Yokel: Keys to a pig pen....I got you a pig...wanna see?!
Yokel Wife:

I'll be at my mothers!
