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Offline BaldEagl

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« on: June 06, 2007, 01:27:55 AM »
Hi, I'm BaldEagl, President of Rank Basics and I'm here to discuss our new wonder elixer, Milk-Factor.

Milk-Factor is specially formulated using all natural ingredients like toolshedding, base capturing and defenseless vehicle attack bombing to increase YOUR rank.  It's guaranteed to increase your Rank or your money back!

I've used Milk-Factor every day since I introduced it and I wouldn't go a day without it.

And now, for a limited time, I'm giving away Milk-Factor ABSOLUTELY FREE.  That's right, just stop by the EW or MW arenas and Milk-Factor can be your's ABSOLUTELY FREE!  Pay just one death to the lone anti-milking enemy fighter and I'll send you a TOP RANK ABSOLUTELY FREE.

Why are we giving it away?  Because we know if you try it you'll like it.

(paid noobie):  "Their giving it away free?  It MUST be good!"

So what are you waiting for?  Stop by TODAY for your free sample of Milk-Factor!

(screen text):  Available at fine flight sims near you.

Milk-Factor; apply it directly to your rank, Milk-Factor; apply it directly to your rank, Milk-Factor; apply it directly to your rank.
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Offline Anyone

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« Reply #1 on: June 06, 2007, 02:38:42 AM »
whine....
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Offline BaDkaRmA158Th

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« Reply #2 on: June 06, 2007, 03:19:59 AM »
MINE ?
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« Reply #3 on: June 06, 2007, 05:30:17 AM »
:rofl  I'll take two of these things.
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Offline blkmgc

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« Reply #4 on: June 06, 2007, 06:36:07 AM »
Who cares scale
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Offline badhorse

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« Reply #5 on: June 06, 2007, 06:56:50 AM »
With all due respect sir, this sounds like just another "if you aren't doing it my way, you aren't doing it right" post.

It's a game; a game you pay to play.  Play it however you wish.
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« Reply #6 on: June 06, 2007, 07:06:22 AM »
excellent troll looks like you have lunch about covered
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« Reply #7 on: June 06, 2007, 07:51:27 AM »
While I have no problem with people doing whatever they like to do, since it is their $15, I have always wondered why people pay $15/mo to play against very basic, simplistic AI when they can do the same thing in AH offline for free.

It's a puzzle, but I sure don't lose any sleep over it. HT must laugh his axe off over this stuff.
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Offline wooly15

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« Reply #8 on: June 06, 2007, 07:52:18 AM »
Milk-Factor; apply it directly to your rank, Milk-Factor; apply it directly to your rank, Milk-Factor; apply it directly to your rank.

Nice Head-On refrence!  :rofl
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« Reply #9 on: June 06, 2007, 08:05:22 AM »
:huh
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« Reply #10 on: June 06, 2007, 09:09:29 AM »
Those with liver problems should not take Milk-Factor. A simple blood test will show your doctor if Milk-Factor is right for you. Do not use Milk-Factor if you are nursing, or pregnant. Side effects vary, including drowziness, dry mouth, internal bleeding, mutant second head growth, ebola, and hives.

     Dont take Milk-Factor without your doctor's consent. For more information on Milk-Factor, contact Willy Winn, POB 1,ScoHo Washington 05150
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Offline xBishsquaddie

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« Reply #11 on: June 06, 2007, 10:28:28 AM »
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While I have no problem with people doing whatever they like to do, since it is their $15, I have always wondered why people pay $15/mo to play against very basic, simplistic AI when they can do the same thing in AH offline for free. It's a puzzle, but I sure don't lose any sleep over it. HT must laugh his axe off over this stuff. TOAD


I think those players taking bases are waiting to get the message "YOU HAVE WON THE WAR".  Sounds to me like Toad wants all players to play the game his/her way.  

Who wants bet TOAD objects to Ground Vehicles in this game?
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Offline Hornet33

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« Reply #12 on: June 06, 2007, 10:54:24 AM »
Hehehehe, now that's funny right there. Well thought out.


To those that think it's a whine of some sort, get a sense of humor for Christ's sake.
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« Reply #13 on: June 06, 2007, 11:06:38 AM »
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whine....


no i thIN k hes just seeing what people think about milking:noid
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« Reply #14 on: June 06, 2007, 11:19:44 AM »
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I think those players taking bases are waiting to get the message "YOU HAVE WON THE WAR".  Sounds to me like Toad wants all players to play the game his/her way.  

Who wants bet TOAD objects to Ground Vehicles in this game?



I think what TOAD was pointing out was why pay to play a game doing stuff that you can do for free?

Milkrunners (which this post was about in the begining) have a tendancy to run away at the first sign of resistance. Milk runners don't look for, nor do they work for that "You have won the war" signal. They only run around gathering points for knocking down undefended towns and bases. Also, milkrunners are NOT only in GV's, they have been known to use the JU with the big bomb, you can really bring your hit percentage up with a couple runs with that !

xBishsquaddie, you have got to stop taking everything so personal !
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