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Offline CAP1

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« on: June 18, 2007, 07:10:29 PM »
all of you silly american pilots be varned!!!    Ve haf designed a new JU88. Ve are using...how You say???....magnetics!!!! Yes!! Ve IS da master race!!! if ve cannot shoot you down, zen ve shall haf you crash into ze specially designed und magnetic aircraft....THUS destroying ze inferior capitalist built aircraft zat you call fighters!!!!!!!!!! I myself haf personally tested zis design yesterday!! it vus a compleet success!!! my formation sucessfully destroyed not von, butfour.....yes!! FOUR of your silly leetle aircraft!!!!! How do ve do dis, you might ask? is secret...but, be advised.....fly your aircraft into ze gun range for shooting, and you vill not escape!!!! you will be pulled intoour superior aircraft, und DESTROYED!!! yes!! master engineering at its finest!! if ve cannot shoot you down, ve vill make all of you hit us untill you all give up1!!!!! MMMUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111:noid :noid :noid
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« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2007, 07:56:12 PM »
can tell its summer time
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« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2007, 08:30:15 PM »
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can tell its summer time



actually twin......i'm 44 years old.......i was just poking some friendly fun at a couple online friends....who i hope read this.........:rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl

oo......and yes, the heat might have somehting to do with it, as its been hot in the shop lately

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« Reply #3 on: July 05, 2007, 06:44:17 PM »
I'll still aim for the wings and/or engines :aok
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2007, 09:39:43 PM »
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I'll still aim for the wings and/or engines :aok


ve haff vewy specialll magenets in ze wings, und bullet prooff enGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O :O
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« Reply #5 on: July 05, 2007, 09:56:49 PM »
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ve haff vewy specialll magenets in ze wings, und bullet prooff enGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O :O


Ja! Und zey have a special place for ze Weinerschnitzel und leiderhosen!
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« Reply #6 on: July 09, 2007, 07:00:20 AM »
Dass ist LEDERHOSEN du Dummkopf!
Und WIENERSCHNITZEL, du noch-mal-wieder Dummkopf!
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« Reply #7 on: July 09, 2007, 11:21:27 AM »
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Dass ist LEDERHOSEN du Dummkopf!
Und WIENERSCHNITZEL, du noch-mal-wieder Dummkopf!
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lol. Ich spreche WENIG deutsche. (I can SORTA pronounce things, but the spelling... Its a bit tougher to remember :( )

Id say I did a LOT better than normal, only missing two letters.
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« Reply #8 on: July 09, 2007, 12:15:41 PM »
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all of you silly american pilots be varned!!!    Ve haf designed a new JU88. Ve are using...how You say???....magnetics!!!! Yes!! Ve IS da master race!!! if ve cannot shoot you down, zen ve shall haf you crash into ze specially designed und magnetic aircraft....THUS destroying ze inferior capitalist built aircraft zat you call fighters!!!!!!!!!! I myself haf personally tested zis design yesterday!! it vus a compleet success!!! my formation sucessfully destroyed not von, butfour.....yes!! FOUR of your silly leetle aircraft!!!!! How do ve do dis, you might ask? is secret...but, be advised.....fly your aircraft into ze gun range for shooting, and you vill not escape!!!! you will be pulled intoour superior aircraft, und DESTROYED!!! yes!! master engineering at its finest!! if ve cannot shoot you down, ve vill make all of you hit us untill you all give up1!!!!! MMMUUUAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH AHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11111:noid :noid :noid


:huh ummm.just dont fly close to any bridges/ships/radio towers/water towers/banks/jails/cars/tanks/etc :rofl  :aok
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« Reply #9 on: July 09, 2007, 08:56:08 PM »
if we had ze heinkel, i shall be your partner.:D

but for now, i'll escort with my 109F.
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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2007, 09:10:08 PM »
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ve haff vewy specialll magenets in ze wings, und bullet prooff enGINES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:O :O



I shall shoot with ze very speical anti magnet and bullet proof engine rounds in  ZE  PONYA!:D
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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2007, 09:31:15 PM »
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:huh ummm.just dont fly close to any bridges/ships/radio towers/water towers/banks/jails/cars/tanks/etc :rofl  :aok


but vait!!!!! zat is ze only reason ve arr doink tis!!!!!! ve vant frront row seets to all ov your baseball games, and to all offf your rrracink events!!! ve can orbit our INVINCIBLE aeroplanes over dese events!!!!!!!!!



yesss!!!!! VE TRRUELY ARE ZE MASTER RACE!!!!!!!MMUUAAAHAHAHAHAHA:noid
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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2007, 09:32:04 PM »
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if we had ze heinkel, i shall be your partner.:D

but for now, i'll escort with my 109F.


ve shall rrremember dis sir!!!

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« Reply #13 on: July 09, 2007, 09:34:54 PM »
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I shall shoot with ze very speical anti magnet and bullet proof engine rounds in  ZE  PONYA!:D


:O :O :O  ooooh oooohhh......but vait!!! ve haff escort of ze mighty messerschmidt 109!! now vat arrr you gonna do??:D
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« Reply #14 on: July 09, 2007, 09:37:30 PM »
ok........i realize that this thread i started was kinda silly.........and NO OFFENSE is intended towards anyone at all!!!! i think it may be the result of being over worked, and overly tired and being on the forums.....anyway....i'm glad to see some of ya are getting into the fun now!!!!!!!

:O :noid :O :noid


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