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Offline Sweet2th

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« Reply #45 on: June 21, 2007, 09:21:01 PM »
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Careful, that may backfire.

Before you know it you will need to have a pile of cash next to the bed too :D


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« Reply #46 on: June 21, 2007, 10:17:03 PM »
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Dude, there's something wrong with you.


Call it a momentary lapse of reason of which I have been cured.

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« Reply #47 on: June 21, 2007, 10:49:02 PM »
My stepbrother lost his girlfriend because he would want to spend 3(!) nights a week on the computer for a couple hours, which was a big sacrifice for him because he loves computers. So she broke up with him because he wasn't "satisfying her needs".

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« Reply #48 on: June 21, 2007, 11:06:36 PM »
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Careful, that may backfire.

Before you know it you will need to have a pile of cash next to the bed too :D


nah...then you take the pile by the bed, and place it by the computer.
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« Reply #49 on: June 21, 2007, 11:07:35 PM »
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And when all that is done the enemy (a female in most cases here ;) ) will just flip a switch in the fuze box or pull the internet cable. "honey, can you please put that back?" wont work then i think.



right while you are hovering over the "End Sortie" button with 16 kills in a 262.
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« Reply #50 on: June 21, 2007, 11:14:44 PM »
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Just noticed how you said, "HAD" a girlfriend.:confused:


LOL If you have a car that breaks down you either fix the problem or you trade it in, right?

If you let a woman raise hell and control you, she will never ever stop.  She has a choice... Get with the program or get gone.
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« Reply #51 on: June 21, 2007, 11:25:43 PM »
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LOL If you have a car that breaks down you either fix the problem or you trade it in, right?

If you let a woman raise hell and control you, she will never ever stop.  She has a choice... Get with the program or get gone.


Que the song " Whole Lotta Rosie " by AC/DC

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« Reply #52 on: June 21, 2007, 11:49:24 PM »
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Que the song " Whole Lotta Rosie " by AC/DC


LOVE that old tune!
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« Reply #53 on: June 22, 2007, 12:55:56 AM »
so can we have a summary in bullet point fashion of the best ways to deal with wife/gf ack.


Good posts guys but we need a sticky thread of the best viable options.

I need to come up with ways of being less blunt without hurting "feelings"

I never play the game when she is in the house unless she says I can because she has stuff to do.  At the moment its a losing battle.  I'm past the stage of playing mind games and backed down most occasions.  With work and g/f time I rarely get to log a decent session.

Don't get me wrong I think she has done well to distract me from a stoopid cartoon pilot game.  But there are times when i need to vent and shoot yall down ya know....

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« Reply #54 on: June 22, 2007, 01:22:26 AM »
Here's one I used tonight

Sit there watching TV with her and every time they show sombody you can identify by race or country.
Point and use the slur name for that persons race/country.
Even your own.

After 4- or 5 people  I got

"Will you go play your damn game already!"
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« Reply #55 on: June 22, 2007, 06:37:04 AM »
Built my wife her own gaming system, now she plays Red Orchestra , and races with us. Problem solved. :)

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Do any of you guys suffer at the hands of a wife that is jealous over a computer game? Mine gives me a lot of grief over playing AHII. It's not like I am out running the roads or something. Tried to get my doctor ,who btw got me started in AHII, to write a prescription for at least 20 hours a week but we figured even that wouldn't work.  Is there any help out there for wife ack?
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« Reply #56 on: June 22, 2007, 07:26:43 AM »
This works and some of you will know it and some wont but keep it a scecret.

It may not destroy any particular piece of flak but It can shut down the factory and believe me it works.

Generally you and the missus are usually not in the same house at the same time all the time so.

NEVER do things other than for yourself when she is not around. Everthing to do with what she wants you to do like tidy the garage odd jobs cooking any cleaning etc do when she is watching. If you do 4 hours work while she is out its about as good as 5 minutes when she is watching. There are an infinate amount of odd jobs and and enless amount of listening you can do saying yes dear no dear, DONT fool your self into believing you will ever finish and there wont be something else. Be visible for the family and her stuff and invisible for your stuff as far as possible.  

If you stay at home to do some household job or other start as she leaves the house and stop a minute later.  Keep an ear out for her return while getting on AH and start your task again just as she returns. Believe me she wont know the difference but will think you spend all your time running round after her.

Remember when they are berating you its "you always do this and you never do that" Logic and reason forget it. They dont time how long something should take or try to piece together what you have been doing. If you get it all done they assume it was nothing if you have achived virtually nothing but look busy thats all it takes.  

Try my easy to follow program for 7 days it will change your life, ;)

Fotr the rest its desperate housewives, reality TV and encourage her to see her friends or even as a last resort get a boyfriend  :D
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« Reply #57 on: June 22, 2007, 08:03:09 AM »
I bought my wife a pc and mentioned E-bay is like garage sales delivered. Then I got creative and havent stopped laughing. I talked her into a family conscience budget. She is going nuts trying to decide what she absolutely has to have with the budget she agreed upon. Just thinking about it makes me happy.:t

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« Reply #58 on: June 22, 2007, 09:00:50 AM »
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Exactly.  If you cave, they have learned how to control you, they then lose respect for you and you become dull and weak in their eyes.

It's a simple principle: Either you are training them or they are training you... Dont get caught on the wrong end of that whip!


LOL ~ and you're not married I'm guessing.
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« Reply #59 on: June 22, 2007, 09:01:40 AM »
my wife say's "Go play with your gay friends on that stupid game"

lol cracks me up......