wife ack

[jerkins]

One time though, I had 24 kills in a tiger, had a blown turret, and a guy was chasing me in a panzer. I was desperately trying to make the trek from TT back to a friendly VH. It was fairly late and the kids were all asleep. She thought she'd surprise me and came down to the computer room scantily clad, and invite me to the bedroom. I had a hard time explaining perks and kills landed, and the game does not have a pause button to her. She just couldn't develop an appreciation for my situation. No matter how hard I tried. Needless to say the 50 odd perks I earned upon landing paled against the days of agony I later endured.

Ouch man, sometimes you gotta alt f4.

[Ghastly]

Yeah, but VM - Craigslist really is an online garage sale!

Texasmom - not only that, notice that he "HAD" a girlfriend.  

[5PointOh]

Oh the dreaded wife ack/girlfriend ack.  There have been many arguements in my house over "The Game".  So my playing time has been reduced.  Not because she has my marbles in her purse, but because shes more important to me than the game.  AH is very addicting, and I tried numerous things, bought her own video game, the "rather me go drinking with the guys from work", and sleeping pills.  (j/k)  The point is spend time with the ones you care about.  My only gripe for my girl is when I type on 200 or country, here comes "Are there any girl players?"  My response, "Oh no Honey, none at all"  Now we are scheduling our time, set aside 2 hrs to play, and when time runs out. ALT-F4.  <> All and take care.

[Sweet2th]

Originally posted by 5PointOh
Oh the dreaded wife ack/girlfriend ack.  There have been many arguements in my house over "The Game".  So my playing time has been reduced.  Not because she has my marbles in her purse, but because shes more important to me than the game.  AH is very addicting, and I tried numerous things, bought her own video game, the "rather me go drinking with the guys from work", and sleeping pills.  (j/k)  The point is spend time with the ones you care about.  My only gripe for my girl is when I type on 200 or country, here comes "Are there any girl players?"  My response, "Oh no Honey, none at all"  Now we are scheduling our time, set aside 2 hrs to play, and when time runs out. ALT-F4.  <> All and take care.

Was she watching you type that?

[Curval]

If your friend is a doctor I suggest you get him to write you a script for diazapam and percoet.

Take 2 of the former and chase it with two of the later.

You will fly better and if you get wife ack or get shot down you won't care.

[Sloehand]

OK, Gentlemen!  This is a Stick-Up!!!   Or more accurately an Extortion.  

I have made copies of this entire thread.  I am in the process of negotiating with HiTech for your addresses, in return for a piece of the action -- would you believe those thieves are holding out for 50/50%?

Unless I start receiving monthly checks for $14.95 from all of you (it's an number you should already be familiar with), the mailman in each of your neighborhoods is gonna be carrying an extra bit of weight to your mailboxes real soon.  To avoid this, please send your remittence "In-Care-Of HiTech" so they can get their cut first.  They promise to forward the rest to me promptly.

Otherwise - I'm sure after your wives/girlfriends read this thread, the resulting carnage will be unbelievable.  I suspect Dresden or Hiroshima will seem like a playground fireworks display after the seismic explosions that will erupt in your homes.  Muuuhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Oh!  And for you guys who think you got the situation covered at home, well think again.  I'm gonna give YOUR address to those less-than-understanding wives of the other guys.  I'm sure they will have plenty of homicidal rage left over after they stomp the aortas of their own now-insignificant-other. Your beating may be a little impersonal, but they'll get just as much satisfaction as if it was their own husband/boyfriend.

So start those checks rolling in.  I got a dam AH Jones to pay for.  

[Mr No Name]

Originally posted by texasmom
LOL ~ and you're not married I'm guessing.

Nope!  

My best friend has been married enough times for the both of us lol.  I have been with my current girlfriend for over 5 years now.  In that time the only thing she ever complained about was when I snored... I got back in shape and that resolved itself.

All I was getting at is that no-one (man or woman) needs to stay with someone who is gonna gripe and make a fuss over petty BS.  That's why my original suggestion works so well.

[AApache]

Negative... My wife loves me playing the game because she knows just where to find me.  She says us guys that play could be out engaging in other raunchy endeavors and she enjoys that this is a honest , legal and moral hobby:lol  Tell your wife would she rather you be out in the streets all night or better yet sitting in s strip club? You are at home ,safe and sound minding your P's and Q's enjoying a few explosions online.Gee wiz it's like your damned if you do and damned if you don't.thank god my wife enjoys the game as much as I do or she'd have to freakin GO !!:aok

[Roidrage]

Originally posted by Fulmar
Don't get me started on this topic.  I could rant for 3 pages on this thread.

This man speaks the truth, his wife yells at me over the internet because I make him play this game to much.

[Slash27]

Originally posted by Roidrage
This man speaks the truth, his wife yells at me over the internet because I make him play this game to much.

 

Been there.

[airspro]

Rgr that Yarbles
 

 Been Married 32 years now .

Truely they want to be first in your life . In all things .

gl
spro

[DREDIOCK]

Originally posted by Sloehand
OK, Gentlemen!  This is a Stick-Up!!!   Or more accurately an Extortion.  

I have made copies of this entire thread.  I am in the process of negotiating with HiTech for your addresses, in return for a piece of the action -- would you believe those thieves are holding out for 50/50%?

Unless I start receiving monthly checks for $14.95 from all of you (it's an number you should already be familiar with), the mailman in each of your neighborhoods is gonna be carrying an extra bit of weight to your mailboxes real soon.  To avoid this, please send your remittence "In-Care-Of HiTech" so they can get their cut first.  They promise to forward the rest to me promptly.

Otherwise - I'm sure after your wives/girlfriends read this thread, the resulting carnage will be unbelievable.  I suspect Dresden or Hiroshima will seem like a playground fireworks display after the seismic explosions that will erupt in your homes.  Muuuhahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!

Oh!  And for you guys who think you got the situation covered at home, well think again.  I'm gonna give YOUR address to those less-than-understanding wives of the other guys.  I'm sure they will have plenty of homicidal rage left over after they stomp the aortas of their own now-insignificant-other. Your beating may be a little impersonal, but they'll get just as much satisfaction as if it was their own husband/boyfriend.

So start those checks rolling in.  I got a dam AH Jones to pay for.  

LMAO be my guest. Wont help you any.

the event I spoke of last night I just happened to be watching TV with her by my own choice and she put on that stupid dance contest show.
So I hadta make fun of it just to be annoying.


My wife learned a long time ago that when I feel like playing. I play and no amount of moaning and groaning about it is going to change that.
She has actually learned that when Im playing and she tries o get my attention while Im  in the middle of a fight and I say "Not now" It means. not now. (my daughter ont he other hand is a diferent story)

But the same hold true when she comes up with her list of things she'd like me to do.
She knows that if I dont feel like doing any of the things on her list. Odds are it aint getting done. Or if it gets done it gets done when I feel like getting it done

I just use the old turnabout "Im really not in the mood to...)
Told her that if its a legitimate excuse for her when I want...something. Then its a legitimate excuse for me when she wants me to do something around the house


LOL

[bj229r]

Originally posted by VERTEX
My wife is actually really good about my playing AH, she has learned to appreciate that when I'm playing she can watch whatever she wants on TV.

One time though, I had 24 kills in a tiger, had a blown turret, and a guy was chasing me in a panzer. I was desperately trying to make the trek from TT back to a friendly VH. It was fairly late and the kids were all asleep. She thought she'd surprise me and came down to the computer room scantily clad, and invite me to the bedroom. I had a hard time explaining perks and kills landed, and the game does not have a pause button to her. She just couldn't develop an appreciation for my situation. No matter how hard I tried. Needless to say the 50 odd perks I earned upon landing paled against the days of agony I later endured.

Lesson, " bail and go to tower NOW!" Don't even speak, just do it.

LOL I've had that deal more than once...best option is plunk tank in first gear, aim it at vbase...figger 15-20 min drive time  (IT COULD HAPPEN!) (or drop throttle to 1/2, rpm by 1/3 in plane, point it somewhere safe)

[bustr]

If she gives you ack, drop everything and take her to the bedroom. Most women in about 2 weeks will tell you to leave them alone and go play your silly game.

[Ghastly]

Bustr needs a bit more experience with the wivenly crowd...

Otherwise, he'd know it ain't amourous attention they are craving... they want to talk.