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Offline Angus

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« on: June 26, 2007, 04:01:54 AM »
Now here's a goodie that rocks the world of archeologists. I hope our Norsemen can fill us in more.
Norwegian Archeologists are really scratching their heads, after an excavation in Sarpsborg (Östfold), where they found 3 skeletons of INCAS. 2 adults and 1 child in a 1000 year old grave.
There are no tales of Incas wandering out that far they say.

Thoughts? Mine immedialtely was that since we do have some documents of Vikings wandering to America, they met up and were brought to Norway.
Vinlands saga tells us of Vikings settling for a winter in N-America and ruins were found in Newfoundland (Although some of our experts put their money on near where N.Y. is today). Maybe the missions were many more, - after all, everything is ever registered. And since they were buried (They were found at an ancient Church) they may have been visitors in the good sense.

Very interesting anyway.
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2007, 04:11:04 AM »
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Thoughts? Mine immedialtely was that since we do have some documents of Vikings wandering to America, they met up and were brought to Norway.


Thoughts? Pretty strange considering the Vikings would have landed on the east coast of North America and the Inca's are from the Andes Mountains and west coast of South America.

Wikipedia has a map showing where the Incan Empire was in South America.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Inca_Empire

I'm thinking someone might have had a major brain spasm?
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2007, 04:23:49 AM »
I know, - the Vikings would have had to be very far south, and the Incas on the "wrong" side as well, but they're still in the grave you see ... In Norway.
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2007, 04:49:59 AM »
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I know, - the Vikings would have had to be very far south, and the Incas on the "wrong" side as well, but they're still in the grave you see ... In Norway.


It's very unlikely that they are Incas. What evidence is there that these remains are in fact Incan? DNA analysis could probably tell us one way or another. Has this been done yet?

Not saying this is impossible, since imo nothing is impossible. I just need to see some sort of evidence. Until then, I still think someone has had a major brain spasm. :)
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2007, 05:37:29 AM »
Its early days of the investigation yet, but more info is bound to come pretty soon. There has been speculations before that the Vikings not only did north america, but also went far down into south america.

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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2007, 05:56:30 AM »
Sure they didn't mean Aztecs?
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2007, 06:00:52 AM »
Thor Heyerdahl was right, eh?
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2007, 07:27:27 AM »
I think this finding proves the little known theory that Norwegians are, in fact, descended from Incas.

It explains why Norwegians as a race tend to be short, dark skinned, brown eyed with black hair.
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2007, 07:33:18 AM »
Yes Thor was right!

I grew up some 20 miles from where a Viking Sword was found in a farmers field.(Ulen Mn) It was of course and probably still is a big argument about it. Fake, real,  you name it. Fact remains that it, and a wealth of other evidence points to Vikings here in the middle of the country.  Viking style mooring stones have been found near streams & rivers all up & down northern Minnesota.

I believe that they made the trip in reverse that I always dreamed about making. From Hudson's bay up the Nelson river to Lake Winnipeg. Then up the Red river to Fargo ND. From here a multitude of small rivers and streams lead east and south into the Minnesota lake region. Including Ulen Mn,  the  Minnesota river is a short portage which leads right by Kensington Mn.

I think they were stuck here in mid continent and they were looking for a way back to the East Coast. I think they misjudged the size of the landmass. I also think that the way they came was horrific enough that they would not go back that way. Who knows what they lived through to get to here.

When Lewis and Clark arrived in Mandan North Dakota they heard of a tribe of pale skinned blue eyed Indians. Possible that the last survivors of the Viking expedition ended up marrying  into the local tribes?  Food for thought for sure.

Info on the Kensington Runestone
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kensington_Runestone

Not much available on the Viking Sword.
http://www.answers.com/topic/ulen-sword

About Mooring stones
http://www.science-frontiers.com/sf132/sf132p01.htm

Very good article describeing all of the above here.
http://www.pelicanrapidschamber.com/historyhappenedhere/myth_of_the_mooring_stones.htm
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2007, 07:55:54 AM »
we are all decended from one one mexican couple named maria and jesus.

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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2007, 07:57:14 AM »
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we are all decended from one one mexican couple named maria and jesus.

lazs
actually you are a black man with poor hygiene and bad skin.
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2007, 08:03:38 AM »
This is pretty simple, really:

The Inca Nazca lines in Peru



Plus the Chariots of the Gods



Equals ancient Incas in Norway.

So, after a long trip to Peru, these two aliens hit the O-
club after landing. They get all liquored up and offer to take the bartender and his family on a joyride. The bartender, realizing the no Inca has ever been allowed within 100 yards of a ship thinks this is his chance at greatness and accepts immediately.

They all load up and go flying around earth. They are near Norway when the aliens start to sober up and realize they have violated just about every rule in the Alien Space Pilot Flight Operations Manual. Realizing that if they dump the Incas in Norway no one will ever know, they land and boot the poor Incas out into a foreign land.

The Incas can't speak Norsk, so the secret is safe. It turns out the Incas get sick from lutefisk and die though.

The Vikings, realizing that these Incas simply came out of the sky, figure they must be divine, so they bury them in church and worship them.


Any other questions?
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2007, 08:19:32 AM »
What lead to the manifestation of them being Incas is actually a genetic failiure in the skulls, only found in and originating from the Peruvian people.
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2007, 09:13:49 AM »
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Equals ancient Incas in Norway.

So, after a long trip to Peru, these two aliens hit the O-
club after landing. They get all liquored up and offer to take the bartender and his family on a joyride. The bartender, realizing the no Inca has ever been allowed within 100 yards of a ship thinks this is his chance at greatness and accepts immediately.

They all load up and go flying around earth. They are near Norway when the aliens start to sober up and realize they have violated just about every rule in the Alien Space Pilot Flight Operations Manual. Realizing that if they dump the Incas in Norway no one will ever know, they land and boot the poor Incas out into a foreign land.

The Incas can't speak Norsk, so the secret is safe. It turns out the Incas get sick from lutefisk and die though.

The Vikings, realizing that these Incas simply came out of the sky, figure they must be divine, so they bury them in church and worship them.


Any other questions?

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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2007, 10:17:55 AM »
Nilsen....get on this one as soon as you can, I'll start re-writing the history books!

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